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- <jwales> I just realized that no one can actually understand anything about wikipedia until they read [[m:bash]]
- <Morven> As a self-reference, of course, that should be quoted on [[m:bash]].
This is a collection of quotes from the channels in the Wikimedia Foundation's discussion channels and maybe a little from the recent changes channels if the RC-bot pulls something particularly funny. All entries here should be in fortune-compatible format, the goal here is to make a quality fortune-package.
Note: Please remove timestamps unless they're important to the humor value of the quote, but if you are going to use them please use the standard ISO 8601 date notation, also do not be afraid to edit the logs to leave out excess garbage such as another discussion which was going on at the same time or other irrelevant things, within fairness of course.
See also quotes on bugzilla.
[edit] Adding quotes
Many Wikipedia related IRC channels have rules against publishing chat-logs online. Please make sure you have the consent of all involved before posting or the people involved in administrating the IRC channels may remove your access. Also, it's rude. Yes, it's funny, until someone sees it as insensitive or whatever and holds it against the speakers.
Here is a list of people who permit any quotes of theirs to be used here (add yourself), unless stated otherwise. Some people have restrictions such as being quotable only from public channels - please respect those limitations. Everyone else must be asked before quoting.
- Nick: Simetrical and variants —Simetrical (talk • contribs) 20:56, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
- Veinor and such. Veinor 22:22, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
- Swatjester et al Swatjester 00:39, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
- ElbridgeGerry and variants if you add them to the new QDB as well. 14:58, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
- And any of my myriad alternate nicks.
—[[Animum | talk]] 23:01, 18 October 2007 (UTC) - Yes, what Animum said..--Cometstyles 23:44, 18 October 2007 (UTC)
- :-) O2 (息 • 吹) 19:27, 20 October 2007 (GMT)
- Martinp23
- Coredesat (en.wp)
- As long they are devoid of all original context. John Reaves (talk)
- I doubt the chances of me actually coming up with a good quote in the first place, though. ;) GDonato 18:59, 14 November 2007 (UTC)
- Krimpet 01:05, 15 November 2007 (UTC)
- Jaranda | wat's sup 05:00, 30 November 2007 (UTC)
- Even though I'm completely unfunny. kmccoy 08:40, 4 December 2007 (UTC)
- My nick (and username, for that matter) are Voyagerfan5761, and quoting me is quite acceptable, though I doubt it'll be warranted. Ever. ;) Tuvok[T@lk/Wikipedia] 09:40, 12 December 2007 (UTC)
- Cobi 00:56, 22 December 2007 (UTC)
- As long as the quote doesn't do anything to make me look like a sound-minded or sane person, yes, it's fine to quote me. Out-of-context ftw! EVula // talk // ☯ // 19:09, 24 December 2007 (UTC)
- Whatever. DarkoNeko 06:30, 16 February 2008 (UTC)
- Sure thing :) --FiLiP ¤ 16:04, 26 February 2008 (UTC)
- I have too many nicks to list them all, but I have the cloak
wikipedia/FastLizard4, which you should be able to find me by. --FastLizard4 06:34, 22 March 2008 (UTC) - Stifle 21:58, 24 March 2008 (UTC)
- -- Bryan (talk|commons) 23:12, 29 March 2008 (UTC)
- For private channels or PM, ask. Otherwise, give'er — Mike.lifeguard | @en.wb 19:13, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
- wikipedia:User:21655--I'm in as [21655] and CV|21655. Most of the time. 21655 15:56, 7 April 2008 (UTC)
- Per John Reaves. giggy (:O) 11:35, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
- As long as I didnt say something dumb. Steve Crossin 18:05, 13 May 2008 (UTC)
- Nick is Sky2042, cloak is wikimedia/Izno --Izno 21:37, 14 May 2008 (UTC)
- Yah. WBOSITG 19:09, 30 May 2008 (UTC)
- Sure. Juliancolton 13:55, 4 June 2008 (UTC)
- Not that I ever say anything interesting. --DeadEyeArrow 05:52, 15 June 2008 (UTC)
- I would be honored. Scott5114 08:57, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
- I can't wait. Chet B Long 04:32, 30 July 2008 (UTC)
- Yeah man. YixilTesiphon
- I totally love m:bash XD Yamakiri 04:33, 30 July 2008 (UTC)
- Not out of context; If I was saying something bizarre, please ask me first. --Thinboy00 00:02, 26 August 2008 (UTC)
- Neurolysis 21:35, 7 October 2008 (UTC)
- User:J.delanoy "jdelanoy" on IRC. J.delanoygabsadds 20:26, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
- Patton123 23:13, 11 January 2009 (UTC)
- MC8, Microchip08 &c; Cloaked (wikimedia/microchip08). Microchip08 @simpleWB 19:46, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
- You may quote me from any channel where I do not have a reasonable expectation of privacy (ie not admin-related channels, PMs ) NuclearWarfare 03:28, 21 January 2009 (UTC)
- Not that I ever say anything worth quoting. --Closedmouth 08:31, 21 January 2009 (UTC)
- Meep. ≈ MindstormsKid[citation needed] 01:56, 24 January 2009 (UTC)
- Per Cobi. X! 22:32, 27 January 2009 (UTC)
- Sure. bibliomaniac15 03:44, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
- On the off-chance I say something funny. J Milburn 22:17, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
- If you wish, drop me a line afterward. — Jake Wartenberg 23:16, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
- Yes, anyone may do so, but please let me know if you do use on of mine. Thanks, Razorflame 00:28, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
- Sure, though please make me aware. — Huntster (t • @ • c) 04:39, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
- Just let me know on IRC afterwards.Res2216firestar 18:12, 27 February 2009 (UTC)
- As long as you let me know. LuciferTiger 04:46, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
- Me too. Soap 00:39, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
- Just let me know (IRC:BackslashForward) Backslash Forwardslash 07:11, 3 April 2009 (UTC)
- Feel free, as long as you let me know. Killiondude 04:26, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
- David Gerard 20:52, 9 May 2009 (UTC) (anything I've said in a public channel; please ask first if it's from a private one or a dcc)
- go4it UpstateNYer 20:51, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
- Sure (but maybe ask beforehand). -- Mentifisto 03:19, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
- Let me know. Fleetflame 03:36, 27 June 2009 (UTC)
- I'd like to know when you're doing it. Nifky? 06:03, 13 July 2009 (UTC)
- I thought I was here. Fail. :/ Pmlineditor 11:05, 26 July 2009 (UTC)
- Sure. Just let me know beforehand. JamieS93 22:09, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
- No prob. -- OlEnglish 00:10, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
- No problem. Phantomsteve 22:25, 11 November 2009 (UTC)
- Carry on. Zscout370 02:56, 5 March 2010 (UTC)
- Not likely to come up, but go ahead if in public channel. For private, I'll say "ask". Ever wonder 15:47, 1 April 2010 (UTC)
- Public channels are fair game; private channels or PMs, ask first. Andrensath 04:27, 11 May 2010 (UTC)
- Sure, but ask beforehand though. Blurpeace 02:23, 24 May 2010 (UTC)
- In the off-chance I say something BASH-worthy... I'd appreciate a heads-up, though. 「ダイノガイ千？！」? · Talk⇒Dinoguy1000 04:55, 11 June 2010 (UTC)
- Sure. Avicennasis 23:41, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
- Nick- Forty_two and its variants (Let me know first.) --Forty two 18:43, 12 July 2010 (UTC)
- Whatever but let me know when you've done it. Bejinhan talks 12:46, 4 August 2010 (UTC)
- Quotes are more funny when I don't know that I'm being quoted. Pilif12p 03:47, 6 August 2010 (UTC)
As far as it isn't so stupidYeah :-) Diego Grez return fire 22:43, 9 August 2010 (UTC)- —La Pianista ♫ ♪ 05:04, 10 August 2010 (UTC)
- ask first for private channels/messages, please. I'm openstrings. sonia 08:37, 10 August 2010 (UTC)
- My IRC nick is 'imaginewizard' and 'IW|away'. I have a Wikipedia cloak '<~chatzilla@wikipedia/Imagine-Wizard>'. You can quote me if you want (although I doubt I'd say anything that is worthy of quoting). I'd appreciate it if you told me you were doing so, but you don't have to. --Imagine Wizard 18:01, 13 August 2010 (UTC)
- I'm always honored to be quoted, so feel free to repeat whatever I say, just as long as I did say something funny and you're not making it up. ;) Clementina 08:21, 28 September 2010 (UTC)
- Sure. Tnxman307 16:54, 23 October 2010 (UTC)
- Go ahead, just don't make it up. Kevin Rutherford (talk) 16:33, 30 October 2010 (UTC)
- --Shirik 19:17, 31 October 2010 (UTC)
- Sure, I keep logs so if it is not what I actually said, expect tumultuous times to follow... —Ancient Apparition 10:06, 14 November 2010 (UTC)
- Hihihi :) NicFreed 03:46, 30 November 2010 (UTC)
- I release all my writing on IRC into the public domain for your enjoyment... Joe Gazz84 17:49, 20 August 2011 (UTC)
- Sure...Tofutwitch11 16:24, 1 January 2011 (UTC)
- Everything I say is hilarious, so go ahead. IShadowed 06:22, 19 January 2011 (UTC)
- Yes. [CharlieEchoTango] 08:09, 25 January 2011 (UTC)
- Oui/si/yes. 123Hedgehog456 14:46, 12 March 2011 (UTC)
- As long as it's funneh, go ahead. Even private convos, I don't mind. Sellyme 23:28, 8 May 2011 (UTC)
- I am LikeLakers2 and I approve this message. LikeLakers2 17:59, 13 August 2011 (UTC)
- If you must... (Nick: Guerillero) --Guerillero 21:09, 8 January 2012 (UTC)
- Sure. (Nick: omtsh) -Orashmatash (talk) 22:14, 23 February 2012 (UTC)
[edit] How to make a fortune cookie jar
- Execute the following program to create two files: wikimedia (the raw text of all the quotations on this page) and wikimedia.dat (a binary index into the text). Move them into your fortune cookie directory (/usr/share/fortunes or /usr/share/games/fortune).
perl -MLWP::UserAgent -e '$response = LWP::UserAgent->new->get("http://meta.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=IRC/Quotes&action=raw"); die $response->status_line unless $response->is_success; die "Could not find quotation block on this page.\n" unless ($text) = $response->content =~ m,<pre><nowiki>(.*)</nowiki></pre>,sx; die "open: $ARGV[0]: $!\n" unless open F, ">", $ARGV[0]; print F $text; system "strfile", $ARGV[0], "$ARGV[0].dat"' wikimedia
[edit] Quotes
Archives of old channel quotes may be found here: Archives.
Please read the bit at the top about the Fortune-compatible format to reduce time spent on maintenance of this page. The quote beginning with "<DavidGerard> yes, it's suddenly fixed" demonstrates the format. Don't wikify this, it should be directly copied from the IRC channels (there is already a <nowiki></nowiki> tag around the whole thing). Also, please wrap your lines at the 79th character (both to prevent widening of this page, and to make it usable for text-based consoles).
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<flyingparchment> roots are like chuck norris. you only
need one of them for consensus
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<ChrisBradley> Employ your time in improving yourself by other men's writings,
so that you shall gain easily what others have labored hard for. -[[Socrates]]
<silsor> ChrisBradley, that could be rewritten for us - Employ your time in
improving other men's writings.
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<Dank> IRA? Is that the policy that anyone who violates policy should be considered a terrorist?
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<Autobot> !steward
<Autobot> how do i become a steward
<dungodung> oh honey... you don't :)
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<Keegan> I love pinging Rjd0060
<Rjd0060> Who doesn't
<Rjd0060> I do it myself sometimes when I'm bored
<Mike_lifeguard> Rjd0060 pings himself when he's bored
<Mike_lifeguard> TMI
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<Cream> Ironholds, remember in canada, 10$ gets you a girl on your lap.
<Cream> and it's legal.
<Ironholds> Cream: I've told you before
<Cream> eh?
<Ironholds> you can't use your mum to set price averages. You know she gives
you the family discount, like she does with her brother
<Cream> fuck you
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• The_Thing has a question...
(The_Thing) Why do vandals always seem to like cheese, and almost nothing else?
(MissAlyx|) lol.
(The_Thing) I can't count how many times I've reverted "I LIKE CHEESE" today...
(killiondude) i like cheese.
(killiondude) maybe cheese is what unites the world.
(Luna-San) Screw democracy. I want cheese.
• TenPoundHammer wants cheese too
(Aqwis) CHEESE FOR THE PEOPLE
(killiondude) Say cheese!
([Wordsmith]) L'etat, c'est fromage
(Ironholds) La gloire, c'est fromage!
(Luna-San) Let them eat cheese.
(TenPoundHammer) ah, mon ami, bot I ehm not speakING ze french
(The_Thing) O_O What have I started?
(TenPoundHammer) heh
(killiondude) Viva la revolucion de queso!
(Ironholds) never look a gift cheese in the mouth!
(Luna-San) "Your overconfidence is your weakness." "Your faith in your cheese is yours."
(Ironholds) "I'm sorry, Han. They got cheese just before you did"
(Ironholds) Luke! USE THE CHEESE!
(killiondude) We've started a cheese meme.
(Luna-San) Quick! Everyone go add it to Wikipedia.
Nick» (The_Thing) is now known as ([Cheese])
(TenPoundHammer) so i herd you liek cheez?
(Ironholds) fails WP:NOT#CHEESE
(TenPoundHammer) we're no strangers to cheese... you know the cheese, and so do I...
(killiondude) The cheese is a lie.
(TenPoundHammer) CheeseOn: Apply directly to the forehead. CheeseOn:
Apply directly to the forehead. CheeseOn: Apply directly to the forehead.
(killiondude) Mouth!
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<cary> guillom doesn't have her body in the closet after all.
<guillom> no, her body is currently used by mark & tomasz
<guillom> let me rephrase that immediately
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* Mike_lifeguard puts on a disguise
* You are now known as draugefilekim
* derp stalks draugefilekim
* derp disguises too.
* derp is now known as Mike_lifeguard
* Quit Mike_lifeguard!~derp@wikimedia/fail (Disconnected by services
* <draugefilekim> omg, that was fun :D
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<WizardOfOz> I look like an average army man
<Ironholds> WizardofOz: thank you for that relevant, interesting and useful comment.
<Ironholds> further comments of a similar vein can be filed with NAMBLA
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<p858snake> see i find it easier to bug people in here...
-tech has all the /scary/ people in it
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<Newyorkbrad> On the other hand, some people have a procedural issue with that sort of thing
<Keegan> I was aware of your poetry and puns, but not of your ability to state the obvious
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(from #wikimedia-commons)
<zscout370> Qcoder00, NSFW is also Now Show Friends and Workers
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(from #wikimedia-toolserver)
<tsnag> MySQL slave on thyme is WARNING: SLOW_SLAVE WARNING:
Slave IO: Yes Slave SQL: Yes Seconds Behind Master: 1182
<darkoneko> WARNING: SLOW_SLAVE <- whip it so it goes faster
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(a quiet moment in #wikipedia-en-help)
<Chzz> !sper
<Helpmebot> There are no semi-protected edit requests.
<Chzz> yay woo hoopla \o/ etc.
* Chzz has a cup of tea to celebrate
* Chzz suspects they are talking to themself
<Chzz> !ohai helpmebot
<Helpmebot> ohai yourself; how goes it?
<Chzz> !not too bad; and you?
<Helpmebot> oh, can't complain, you know
* Chzz waits for the men in white coats to arrive
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<Jhs> gah, i hate wikipedia some times
<Jhs> i'm sitting here trying to do my home exam, next thing i know i'm reading
about [[Nauruan language]] in French
<Jhs> AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW FRENCH!!! "#$%¾½@£²¤¡@£
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(if you paid attention in high school chemistry, you'll actually get this one)
<One_over_cos_c> I've never used Farmvill
<One_over_cos_c> And I never wille.
<One_over_cos_c> Woah, e skipping
<NuclearWarfare> +e, -e
<NuclearWarfare> It's like electron transfer!
<One_over_cos_c> I just made an ionic bond!
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<Alpha_Quadrant> I am thinking about starting or requesting the start of a
WikiProject Anti-Backlogs. Where would I do that?
<killiondude> Wikipedia is a perpetual backlog.
<Alpha_Quadrant> not if there is wikiproject whose goal is to eliminate them
<Fleetflame> should we add that to the backlog of proposed wikiprojects?
<Alpha_Quadrant> no x_x
<Alpha_Quadrant> because that would be ironic
<topaz> ironic would be a Wikiproject to abolish Wikiprojects.
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<Ottava> "North American Indians often used burning as a form of execution, either against members
of other tribes or against white settlers during the eighteenth and nineteenth centuries.
Roasting over a slow fire was a customary method.[7]"
<Ottava> I guess that doesn't really help Cimon's case.
<cimon> Ottava: actually the fact that there were established protocols to deal with how precisely
the burning was to be executed (a bag of black powder under your chin, if you were a sincere
heretic, rather than a trolling heretic), tells me there were quite a few.
<Ottava> There were established protocols to deal with ghost attacks.
<Ottava> Doesn't mean they were used regularly.
<cimon> Actually, I think it does.
<Ottava> No
<cimon> Yes
<Ottava> They wrote on things that were rare.
<Ottava> Commonality is denoted by historical records, not by regulations.
<Abortion> stop arguing about pokemon you two
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(#wikipedia-en-help, just following a lovely bit of collaboration, where
two new editors helped each other - so if anyone criticizes this for
us 'daring to have fun', or it being 'inappropriate', well, meh)
<Chzz> !editcount chzz
<Helpmebot> The edit count of [[User:chzz]] is 49759
<Chzz> party time when I hit 50k?
<Chzz> :p
<Chzz> Algebraist can buy the booze
<Algebraist> if you buy the drugs
* Chzz makes some calls
* Helpmebot will bring popcorn
<Avicennasis> 0_o
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(from #wikipedia-simple)
<Yottie> so what's been happening on wiki lately
(except the rfa I've been following) :)
<Chenzw> Yottie: Nothing much (except the rfa that you've been following) :P
<Yottie> lolz :p
<Yottie> Chenzw: I gather that's the main drama at the moment.
<Chenzw> Yup :P
<barras_> Yeah, some drama
<barras_> I missed it so much :P
<Yottie> lol, me too, that's why I'm back ;)
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<[Droidsmith]> Lovely, I have no power
<Risker> and what else is new?
<[Droidsmith]> I mean I have no electricity
<Risker> LOL! I thought you were speaking of adminship....
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<NuclearWarfare> Does anyone know the policy on DRVing DRV closures
<Newyorkbrad> NuclearWarfare: See [[infinite regress]].
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<StewardBot> බිඟුවා edited [[Steward requests/Permissions]]
http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/?diff=prev&oldid=2037557 with the following
comment: Added new request
<Shanel> So can anyone see that dudes name
* Pathoschild can. :O
* hoo can't
<Shanel> I send you to investigate.
<mikelifeguard> laze-fail :D
<mikelifeguard> never admit to being unicode-compliant!
<Pathoschild> Hmph.
<Shanel> lol
<Pathoschild> :D
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* (long discussion about a recent desysopping.)
<Pathoschild> Neither is it a desysop'able offense to find editing
irresistable. ;)
<Pathoschild> ...except, apparently, it is.
<Shanel> I'm sure you'll prepare an impassioned speech on looking past our
differences and working together to build a perfect encyclopedia.
<Pathoschild> {{done}}
<Pathoschild> I say to you today, my friends, so even though we face the
difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream
deeply rooted in the Wiki dream. I have a dream that one day this wiki will
rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "The free encyclopedia
that anyone can edit". I have a dream that one day on the red hills of
ArbCom the sons of former editors and the sons of former editor
administrators will be able to sit down at the table of brotherhood.
<The_Thing> O_o
<Shanel> XD
<Pathoschild> I have a dream that one day even the wiki of English, a wiki
sweltering with the heat of arguments, sweltering with the heat of
bannings, will be transformed into an oasis of editing and lazing.
<Shanel> lol
<Pathoschild> I have a dream that my little children will one day edit on a
wiki where they will not be judged by the minorness of their edits but by
the content of their contributions.
<Pathoschild> I have a dream tonight.
* Shanel demands someone save this beautiful oratory for future generations. :'(
* Prodego assassinates Pathoschild
<Shanel> O_O
<Pathoschild> I have a dream that one day, down in Wikipedia, with its vicious
trolls, with its arbcom having his lips dripping with the words of blocking
and banning; one day right there in Wikipedia, little minor editors will be
able to join hands with little self-blocking administrators as sisters and
brothers.
* Pathoschild dies.
<Shanel> Continue your speech first.
<Pathoschild> o_o
<Pathoschild> Yes ma'am. :O
<Pathoschild> I have a dream today.
<Prodego> that's true, I'm not supposed to do that until after you finish
<Pathoschild> I have a dream that one day every article shall be exalted, every
talk and Wikipedia page shall be made low, the contentious issues will be
made plain, and the unresolved arguments will be made solved, and the
consensus of the Community shall be revealed, and all monitors shall see it
together.
* Shanel wails dramatically
<Pathoschild> And when this happens, when we allow editing to ring, when we let
it ring from every talk page and every article, from every wiki and every
wiki farm, we will be able to speed up that day when all of
Jimbo (and Larry)'s children, minor editors and self-blocking admins,
ArbComs and Cabalmen, Stewards and Trolls, will be able to join hands and
sing in the words of the old Wiki spiritual, "Wiki way! wiki way! thank the
Community Almight, it's the wiki way!"
* Pathoschild dies.
* Shanel arrests Prodego.
* Prodego confesses, escapes, is recaptured, and dies of hepatitis C.
<Shanel> Truly a Wiki ending.
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<Bejinhan> whatever did oiugfy want?
<killiondude> idk. sometimes chinese people come in here to complain about
their gov's firewall.
<pengo> and we never hear from them again
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<shimgray> it's probably a bad idea to avoid writing about drug use at all as a result, though!
<slakr> ...unless of course you're doing so while high, then it's entertaining
<shimgray> yeah, but so's doing your tax returns
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(on the steward channel)
<StewardBot> Barras changed user rights for Tiptoety from sysop to sysop, bureaucrat
with the following comment: per [[Meta:Requests for bureaucratship/Tiptoety]] and [[WM:B]]
<Tiptoety> Oh.
<Tiptoety> That was fast.
<Pathoschild> We can do it more slowly, if you'd like.
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(on #wikipedia-simple-admins)
<scream> I made an article today!
* Griffinofwales claps
<Brian_S> Casual sex?
<scream> No thank you, but thank you for offering.
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(Steven_Zhang) judaism people cant eat bacon<nowiki>]
(The_Thing|Laptop) heh
(Ironholds) and I WOULD hate to miss out on bacon
(Ironholds) "judaism people"?
(Steven_Zhang) idk what they're called.
(IShadowed) XD
(Ironholds) where were you born, Fuckup Alley?
(IShadowed) Jewish?
(Sunderland06) Jewish? :p
(Steven_Zhang) lol
(The_Thing|Laptop) Jewish?
(IShadowed) FAILLLLL
(Steven_Zhang) oh yeah
(Steven_Zhang) lol
(Steven_Zhang) XD
(Ironholds) Steven_Zhang is hereby instructed to sit in the corner with a Dunce
hat on
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* KFP slowly removes firearms and other weapons from the vicinity of Helpmebot.
<stwalkerster> !trout KFP
* Helpmebot catches a fresh trout from the river, then slaps KFP with it
a few times.
<stwalkerster> Helpmebot can always go fishing and get more :D
<KFP> D: We're doomed.
<stwalkerster> heheh
<imaginewizard> Hmmm
<imaginewizard> !trout Helmebot
* Helpmebot catches a fresh trout from the river, then slaps Helmebot with it
a few times.
<imainewizard> Heh
<imaginewizard> Oh wait
<imaginewizard> I spelt it wrong
<imaginewizard> :(
<stwalkerster> imaginewizard, try again, but spell it right :P
<KFP> !trout Helpmebot
* Helpmebot takes out a somewhat fresh trout from the fish supply, and
smacks KFP with it.
* stwalkerster chuckles heartily
<imainewizard> Ha]
<KFP> Well, I had it coming. :\
* imaginewizard is pleased he avoided that trap
<imaginewizard> I smealt something fishy
<imaginewizard> No pun intented
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<Ottava> The US Government should confuse me for someone who
deserves to be sent a stimulus check for 5 billion dollars
<Ottava> MuZemike, I'd buy you a 20 year supply of muffins
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<DiegoGrez> I haven't ever reviewed a page :P
<DiegoGrez> (on Wikipedia, I review lots on Wikinews)
<IW|pingme> On the Russian Wikipedia, pages review you
<CrazySane> lol @ IW
<IW|pingme> :)
<KFP> IW|pingme: No, no. It's the Soviet Wikipedia where they do that!
<KFP> IW|pingme: Weird place.
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(on #wikipedia-simple-admins)
<barras_> PeterSymonds' gender is unkown... So he is a "it" :p
<barras_> http://simple.wikipedia.org/w/api.php?action=query&list=users&ususers=PeterSymonds&usprop=gender
<barras_> or she is...
<PeterSymonds> Does God have a gender?
<barras_> since it is unknown
<PeterSymonds> I think not.
<barras_> lol
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<Peter-C> "I am being abused by a admin"
<Peter-C> "Please list where he touched you"
(two minutes later...)
<openstrings> I've had a troll say that I'm using my femininity to seduce admins,
but never heard admin abuse used in *that* context
<Peter-C> OMG you're a girl o.o
<Peter-C> Why is it the one I least suspect ><
<openstrings> see, I can't be seducing you if you don't know I'm female, right?
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<mikelifeguard> DarkoNeko: There was lots of off-topic stuff... not that it's bad, obviously
some social lubricant is important AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT FISTING
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<Dragonfly6-7> Act. React. Behave. Perform.
<Dragonfly6-7> Do something.
<Ashlee> I came.
<topaz> thanks for sharing.
<topaz> but that's a little TMI.
<Ashlee> We're collecting the sum of all human knowledge.
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<Ashlee> INFORMATION WANTS TO BE FREE.
<Dragonfly6-7> so does a rabid dog
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<jps> hm. For years 100-900 AD/CE the documented idea of "God" involved fewer bits
than either Pokemon or Transformers did five years after their introduction.
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<a7732|hw> GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHFwdkjsAHI
TQ3UPAHDPVAEWN V THU3 FSFDJSAGTHFWQ2L OHS G
|<-- a7732|hw has left freenode
<CB|AFK> .....?
<Roadgeek_Adam> Best exit message eer
<Roadgeek_Adam> ever*
<CB|AFK> lol
-->| a7732|hw has joined #wiki-hurricanes
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killiondude eyes Ktr101.
NA_0 eyes killiondude.
killiondude covers NA_0's eyes.
Ktr101 eyes NA_0
NA_0 feels...eyed
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<Amgine> <mounts the campaign for Klingon Wikinews>
<Amgine> Or Lojban, same difference.
<shimgray> klingon lojban!
<Pathoschild> Argh, artificial languages: landmines of the Wikimedia language edition debate.
<shimgray> "We have tried to create a language suitable for expressing clear and obvious thoughts
by ensuring that we have removed all the fluffiness and laxness from Klingon"
<shimgray> someone's got to have tried it, god help us
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<Crimedog> Without verifiability we can't know if something's "the truth" unless "God" edits wikipedia
<TheCavalry> Arguably not even then
<TheCavalry> because it's not in policy
<TheCavalry> possibly OR
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<Peter-C> SEX IS FOR GIRLS
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<alyxuk> Congrats tomaw, you seem to share the most freenode channels with me!
<alyxuk> we're officialy compatable for a sexual relationship!
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<Jersey> i can't speak like a fucking educated person all the time
<CharlieEchoTango> yeah exactly.. fucking education sucks yo
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<Gfoley> !rights Gfoley4
<+Helpmebot> The user rights for User:Gfoley4 are: accountcreator, reviewer, rollbacker
<Netalarm> I have a dream
<Netalarm> That one day Gfoley will have rights
<Gfoley> O.O
<Gfoley> I have rights
<Netalarm> That people in this nation will be judged not by the color of their skin, but by their Wikipedia rights
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* Ktr101 Party s
<Party> time
<IShadowed> PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
* IShadowed dances
*la_pianista hands IShadowed her banana suit
<IShadowed> I like my sex like I like my marathons
<IShadowed> Dressed in a banana suit
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<la_pianista> oh crap I changed my clothes
<barts1a> MAJOR WP:OWN problem
<Fluffernutter> la_pianista: does that happen often without you realizing it?
<la_pianista> zomg I changed my sitting position
<la_pianista> the clothes gnomes dress me every morning
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<Ktr101> so do kiwis have a furry fetish?
<sonia> no...
<Ktr101> since kiwis are fuzzy
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<Hydriz> that is why most females are admins
<Hydriz> they use the mop
<Hydriz> when they are older, the mop becomes real
<Hydriz> and they start mopping the floor
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<yetanotherx> "per" is soooo misused.
<yetanotherx> "per not enough experience"
<yetanotherx> "per WP:NOTNOW"
<harej> per manganate
<yetanotherx> perchloride
<harej> percussion
<yetanotherx> peroxide
<Dragonfly6-7> per ineum
<harej> pervert.
<bishonen> pert
<yetanotherx> percent
<Dragonfly6-7> per rywhite
<yetanotherx> perspective
<harej> peripheral
<yetanotherx> pér, Hungary
<Dragonfly6-7> per sianpoetgirl
<bishonen> shut up perforce!
<yetanotherx> per-capita income
<harej> permission to post this on bash?
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<PeterSymonds> Ban hm
<PeterSymonds> Ban him *
<Barras> him*
<PeterSymonds> BEAT YOU TO THE CORRECTION.
<Barras> BUT YOU FAILED! I ENJOYED IT!!!
<Barras> :p
<PeterSymonds> Ah but it doesn't count.
<Barras> It does, and I really enjoy it lol
<PeterSymonds> Tsk, Germans.
<PeterSymonds> ;-)
* Barras gives PeterSymonds some English lessons. :p
<PeterSymonds> :-ppp
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<Gordonrox24> Fuck my eye it's been twitching all week.
<Gordonrox24> Well don't fuck my eye... but... I'll be quiet now.
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<sonia> Gordonrox24: estoy embarazado
<nixon-> sonia: embarazada* xD
<nixon-> embarazado = a man pregnant
<sonia> nixon-: how do you know I'm not a pregnant man?
<nixon-> because your nick sounds girly (?)
* sonia [~openstrin@wikipedia/sonia] is now known as sonio
<sonio> nixon-: now I'm a pregnant man
<nixon-> :O
<nixon-> sonio: I knew it!
<la_pianista> o.O
<la_pianista> I walk away from a few seconds, and sonia has become male
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<Ironholds> fuck NEWT and its participants with 30-feet double-ended dildos coated in acid and razor wire
<Ironholds> in the ARSE
<Ironholds> for all eternity
<Ironholds> while their mouths are filled with 3000 degree celcius demon jizz
<Ironholds> not that I'm bitter, or anything
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<Fluffernutter> i'd be a lot more popular if i had five pounds of mary jane and not five pounds of mary janes
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<Dcoetzee> I'm already pirating My Little Pony, bringing down the government is the next logical step, right?
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<killiondude> a wild J_Milburn appears!
* J_Milburn uses reasonable arguments!
* J_Milburn [~chatzilla@wikipedia/j-milburn] is now known as Drama
* Drama is not affected.
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<Ironholds> you'd be suprised how useless knowing the jabberwocky is for
picking up girls
<Ironholds> you'd think that announcing "hey, which of you lovely ladies wants
to see my vorpal sword?" would work, but no.
<Fluffernutter> Ironholds: Have you tried asking to see their frumious
bandersnatches, instead?
<Ironholds> no, I shun those
<wctaiwan> strangest discussion about pickup lines, ever.
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Sven_Manguard> It's never a good sign when you submit an FfD with the deletion
rationale "Photo of uploader's penis. As if the copyvios weren't enough."
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<Ironholds> somebody get me a bloody API query
<tommorris> Ironholds: hacking on the Help version history stuff now
<Ironholds> tommorris: I love you and shall have your babies
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<Ocaasi> have you two ever, ya know, collaboratively edited an article off-wiki without pants?
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<sumon> i want 2 be a porn actor
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<foks> Excuse my shift key, he's not with it tonight
<Fluffernutter> your shift key has a gender?
<foks> Unfortunately.
<foks> Always getting down with the caps lock
<foks> Says she's got a hold on him
<Ironholds> foks: they need some spacebar
<foks> Yeah. He needs to control himself
<foks> I'm keeping a tab on both of them
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<quanticle> Dammit, Google! Stop autocorrecting me!
<quanticle> I *want* to search for "Eric Cuntor"
<quanticle> Fuck, that's going on m:bash, isn't it?
<Fluffernutter> ...it is now
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<Theo10011> Beria srsly do you mind not talking about sodomizing me!?
<kylu> so's okay if I do?
<Beria> you are trying to make me a lesbian
<Beria> why can't i try to sodomize you?
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<Shearonink> I'm not saying how many degrees I have...
<Logan_> 180?
<Earwig> he's a line?
<Logan_> er, 360?
<Logan_> a circle now, clearly
<Earwig> er
<Earwig> well, then 180 would be a semicircle
<Earwig> depends on what number of degrees actually means
<Logan_> damn it, I'm too tired to process geometry
<Logan_> Shearonink is a parabola. Done.
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<Pesky> Dislocations during sex are really funny
<Pesky> "Scuse me while I just put my hip back"
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<Earwig> how do you pronounce "Chzz", btw?
<Logan_> jizz
<Addihockey10> Earwig: Like Jizz
<Addihockey10> OMG
<Earwig> really, Logan
<Hersfold> I've always gone "chizz"
<Addihockey10> Hersfold: Yeah
<Earwig> I've always gone for "Chuzz"
* Earwig is alone
<Logan_> Addihockey10: like, I Chzz
<Addihockey10> I Chizzed; in my pants!
<Logan_> *Chzz'd in my pants
<Bsadowski1> o_O
<Hersfold> oh god I'm leaving now
<Bsadowski1> Hersfold!
<Bsadowski1> NO BUDDY
<Bsadowski1> NOOO
<Logan_> Addihockey10: this is...strange
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[23:41] <MindyB> I haven't got any 'brains' ... I think they got discontinued. and
[12:27] <MindyB> i have a battery operated tree o/
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* You (mikelifeguard) now talking on #wikimedia-stewards
<Tanvir> MIKE! MIKE! MIKE! MIKE! MIKE! MIKE! MIKE! MIKE!
<mikelifeguard> Tanvir: HAY GURL, WHACHU DOIN?
<Tanvir> Hey mikelifeguard, with "HAY GURL", did you say I am a girl?
<mikelifeguard> No, I was just being fabulous.
<mikelifeguard> I don't do that very often :)
<DarkoNeko> wow, you just rainbowed the channel
<DarkoNeko> make it double
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<Aranda56> if you are a top computer hacker (like some 4chan and GNAA members are)
u can hack anybody shit if u want to
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<Tanvir> Luk, aet iz æ Teles!
<Teles> yay!
<Teles> (I don't know what you said)
<Teles> oh... I think I got that
<Tanvir> Æt iz sértyfæd Enlisch froum PeterSymonds' Enlisch skool.
<Teles> google translator won't help
<Tanvir> Gøøglé tranßlátë iz fóöl.
* Tanvir iz en-peter-3.
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<Demiurge1000> LikeLakers2-1: Are you trying to make this look like a Pac-man,
or is it unintentional? http://bit.ly/nZDSiY
<LikeLakers2-1> LOL DEMIURGE1000
*later*
<LikeLakers2-1> Demiurge1000: perm link to that pie chart
<LikeLakers2-1> http://bit.ly/qOERgH
(the links have been shortened to avoid length issues)
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<quanticle> Ironholds: It's okay, I hold you in utter contempt as well.
<Ironholds> quanticle: you're fired
<quanticle> Ironholds: Do I care?
<Ironholds> probably not. you're re-hired.
<WilliamH_UK> fastest episode of the apprentice ever
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<Zidanie5> Is William an old guy with a long white beard on a Tibet mountain in UK?
<Zidanie5> I imagine him that way
<Zidanie5> Legs crossed, admining the world
* WilliamH_UK strokes his beard
<Zidanie5> ^^
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* Narodnik (~Severin@wikipedia/Skomorokh) has joined #wikipedia-en-admins
<KFP> Hay Narodnik.
<Narodnik> HAIL KFP, KEEPER OF THE FLAME AND SWORD IN THE NIGHT
<KFP> o.o
<Narodnik> WE WHO ARE ABOUT TO DIE SALUTE YOU
<Fluffernutter> o_O
<Narodnik> I started typing "hi" but got bored half way.
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<tommorris> Wikipedia Asshole 12-Step programme
<tommorris> 1. Admit you are an asshole.
<tommorris> 2. Come to believe that a power greater than yourself can stop you
from being an asshole.
<tommorris> 3. Made a decision to turn over one's will to the care of an
administrator.
<tommorris> 4. Admitted how much of an asshole we are to the admin.
<tommorris> 5. Provided admin with a full list of diffs of us being an
asshole.
<tommorris> 6. Agree to have admin prevent these defects of character from
surfacing again.
<tommorris> 7. Humbly ask admin to block our sorry asses.
<tommorris> 8. Make a list of all the newbies we've bitten.
<tommorris> 9. Give newbies WikiLove.
<tommorris> 10. Continue to realise that one may continue being an asshole and
try to pre-emptively tell admin to block you before asshole traits come
out.
<tommorris> 11. Sought absolution through generous donation to the Wikimedia
Foundation.
<tommorris> 12. Had spiritual awakening as a result of these steps, and
decided to spend the rest of one's life answering OTRS questions from
disgruntled newbies.
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<jps> seriously, I once went up to a teenage girl at 5th and Harrison in San
Francisco, and said, "hey have you ever edited Wikipedia?" and she called me
a meatpuppeteer. I am not making this up
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* SigmaWP is happily slaughtering the non-sentient shit-cunt-turd-waffles
<WilliamH_UK> now that's something I won't be putting in my toaster
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<bawolff> after fixing that, the error should go away (or at least change to a
different error message)
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*CableModem stabs Ironholds with a trout
<sonia> CableModem: you might need something sharper for that
<Ironholds> yeah. penetrating my stone heart?
*CableModem stabs Ironholds with sonia?
<sonia> ...
<Ironholds> try find a thermic lance, then get back to me on that one
<CableModem> :\
*sonia is not sure she would be able to penetrate Ironholds
<sonia> and, um, okay, I really should stop talking
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<Dragonfly6-7> oh my
<Dragonfly6-7> Simpsons episode $500
<Dragonfly6-7> er, #500
<Dragonfly6-7> guest star will be Julian Assange
<Ironholds> Dragonfly6-7: nice!
<foks> Will he leak the entire plot to the 500th episode two days beforehand?
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<Barras> I talked to me about this too. Was a funny conversation.
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<name removed> i am sorry but this article simply MUST be written
<pakaran> why must it be written?
<Dragonfly6-7> pakaran - because if it was danced, no one would understand it
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<Ironholds> [redacted], if you're fucking a dead goat I think we can conclude
that fear of jail time is not your biggest issue
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<Shearonink> I 've always been fond of the notice about how -help is not a
homework service...
<PiRSquared17> yeah
<PiRSquared17> but we tend to do homework anyways :S
<PiRSquared17> or have people ask about it
<QueenOfFrance> PiRSquared17: just ask them for their school, name and class
<QueenOfFrance> then mail the professor
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<TParis> Timotheus_Canens: How large is your rationale?
<Timotheus_Canens> 4481 bytes
<Fluffernutter> what a personal question!
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<geniice> Isarra on paper its a valid synthesis route
<geniice> however I doubt the Journal of Apocryphal Chemistry is actualy a reliable source
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<Pine> roots PiRSquared
<PiRSquared> plants Pine
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<Pine> foks: ping
<foks> whaa?
<Pine> Hi. :) I have a question
<Pine> I've found two articles with different titles that look like they're
talking about the same thing. How do I go about proposing a merge?
<foks> Ummm
<foks> I don't really know, actually!
<Pine> You're an admin, you're supposed to know these things.
<foks> I would ask at ANI, probably, since you will need an admin
<Pine> Aren't YOU an admin?
<closedmouth> {{mergefrom}} {mergeto}}
* Pine takes foks' mop and hands it to closedmouth
<foks> yes
<foks> :D
<closedmouth> i don't need two, but thanks anyway
* Pine proposes merging foks into closedmouth
<closedmouth> ಠ_ಠ
<foks> closedmuzzle
<Pine> It will be closedfoksmouth.
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<OlEnglish> i like to stick little things into my belly button just to
see how long they'll stay there
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<Mathonius> how can I tag that page for deletion...
<Mathonius> the useful tagger Hoo made is covered by something
<hoo> that input conversion script, that's over it is from me as well...
*MF-Warburg doesn't use the tagger. Hah!
<omtsh> Hurrah
<omtsh> MF-Warburg to the rescue
<Mathonius> can the amazing Hoo fix it? found out in our next episode! to be continued...
<omtsh> Welcome to #cvn-sw drama, with your host, Mathonius!
<hoo> mhm, I think it's a problem with that input conversion script
<Mathonius> Marvel Comics represents... Hoo Man!
<omtsh> XD
<hoo> pity it's mine, so I can't blame another one...
<omtsh> He's a lean, mean, script fixing machine!
<omtsh> *in big, colourful letters* SCRIPT!
<omtsh> *in big, colourful letters* UNCAUGHT EXCEPTION!
<Mathonius> beautiful theme song, Omtsh :D
<Mathonius> the Adventures of Hoo Man and the Broken Script!
<hoo> Mathonius: Today it will more likely be Hoo vs. Drupal 7 :P
<omtsh> He's on a mission! But can he fix the script in time, before MF-Warburg can manually tag the page?
<omtsh> Find out after the break!
<Mathonius> whahaha :D
<Mathonius> another episode featuring the evil MF-W as antagonist
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<Dcoetzee> I just saw this food container in the kitchen labelled "Cheese" in bad
handwriting but I thought it said Obama and I thought maybe my roommates
assassinated and were cannibalizing him.
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