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Français: Canal IRC/extraits choisis
- <jwales> I just realized that no one can actually understand anything about wikipedia until they read [[m:bash]]
- <Morven> As a self-reference, of course, that should be quoted on [[m:bash]].
This is a collection of quotes from the channels in the Wikimedia Foundation's discussion channels and maybe a little from the recent changes channels if the RC-bot pulls something particularly funny. All entries here should be in fortune-compatible format, the goal here is to make a quality fortune-package.
Note: Please remove timestamps unless they're important to the humor value of the quote, but if you are going to use them please use the standard ISO 8601 date notion, also do not be afraid to edit the logs to leave out excess garbage such as another discussion which was going on at the same time or other irrelevant things, within fairness of course.
See also quotes on bugzilla.
[edit] Adding quotes
Many Wikipedia related IRC channels have rules against publishing chat-logs online. Please make sure you have the consent of all involved before posting or the people involved in administrating the IRC channels may remove your access. Also, it's rude. Yes, it's funny, until someone sees it as insensitive or whatever and holds it against the speakers.
Here is a list of people who permit any quotes of theirs to be used here (add yourself), unless stated otherwise. Some people have restrictions such as being quotable only from public channels - please respect those limitations. Everyone else must be asked before quoting.
- Nick: Simetrical and variants —Simetrical (talk • contribs) 20:56, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
- Veinor and such. Veinor 22:22, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
- Swatjester et al Swatjester 00:39, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
- ElbridgeGerry and variants if you add them to the new QDB as well. 14:58, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
- And any of my myriad alternate nicks.
—[[Animum | talk]] 23:01, 18 October 2007 (UTC) - Yes, what Animum said..--Cometstyles 23:44, 18 October 2007 (UTC)
- :-) O2 (息 • 吹) 19:27, 20 October 2007 (GMT)
- Martinp23
- Coredesat (en.wp)
- As long they are devoid of all original context. John Reaves (talk)
- I doubt the chances of me actually coming up with a good quote in the first place, though. ;) GDonato 18:59, 14 November 2007 (UTC)
- Krimpet 01:05, 15 November 2007 (UTC)
- Jaranda | wat's sup 05:00, 30 November 2007 (UTC)
- Even though I'm completely unfunny. kmccoy 08:40, 4 December 2007 (UTC)
- My nick (and username, for that matter) are Voyagerfan5761, and quoting me is quite acceptable, though I doubt it'll be warranted. Ever. ;) Tuvok[T@lk/Wikipedia] 09:40, 12 December 2007 (UTC)
- Cobi 00:56, 22 December 2007 (UTC)
- As long as the quote doesn't do anything to make me look like a sound-minded or sane person, yes, it's fine to quote me. Out-of-context ftw! EVula // talk // ☯ // 19:09, 24 December 2007 (UTC)
- Whatever. DarkoNeko 06:30, 16 February 2008 (UTC)
- Sure thing :) --FiLiP ¤ 16:04, 26 February 2008 (UTC)
- I have too many nicks to list them all, but I have the cloak
wikipedia/FastLizard4, which you should be able to find me by. --FastLizard4 06:34, 22 March 2008 (UTC) - Stifle 21:58, 24 March 2008 (UTC)
- -- Bryan (talk|commons) 23:12, 29 March 2008 (UTC)
- For private channels or PM, ask. Otherwise, give'er — Mike.lifeguard | @en.wb 19:13, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
- wikipedia:User:21655--I'm in as [21655] and CV|21655. Most of the time. 21655 15:56, 7 April 2008 (UTC)
- Per John Reaves. giggy (:O) 11:35, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
- As long as I didnt say something dumb. Steve Crossin 18:05, 13 May 2008 (UTC)
- Nick is Sky2042, cloak is wikimedia/Izno --Izno 21:37, 14 May 2008 (UTC)
- Yah. WBOSITG 19:09, 30 May 2008 (UTC)
- Sure. Juliancolton 13:55, 4 June 2008 (UTC)
- Not that I ever say anything interesting. --DeadEyeArrow 05:52, 15 June 2008 (UTC)
- I would be honored. Scott5114 08:57, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
- I can't wait. Chet B Long 04:32, 30 July 2008 (UTC)
- Yeah man. YixilTesiphon
- I totally love m:bash XD Yamakiri 04:33, 30 July 2008 (UTC)
- Not out of context; If I was saying something bizarre, please ask me first. --Thinboy00 00:02, 26 August 2008 (UTC)
- Neurolysis 21:35, 7 October 2008 (UTC)
- User:J.delanoy "jdelanoy" on IRC. J.delanoygabsadds 20:26, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
- Patton123 23:13, 11 January 2009 (UTC)
- MC8, Microchip08 &c; Cloaked (wikimedia/microchip08). Microchip08 @simpleWB 19:46, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
- You may quote me from any channel where I do not have a reasonable expectation of privacy (ie not admin-related channels, PMs ) NuclearWarfare 03:28, 21 January 2009 (UTC)
- Not that I ever say anything worth quoting. --Closedmouth 08:31, 21 January 2009 (UTC)
- Meep. ≈ MindstormsKid[citation needed] 01:56, 24 January 2009 (UTC)
- Per Cobi. X! 22:32, 27 January 2009 (UTC)
- Sure. bibliomaniac15 03:44, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
- On the off-chance I say something funny. J Milburn 22:17, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
- If you wish, drop me a line afterward. — Jake Wartenberg 23:16, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
- Yes, anyone may do so, but please let me know if you do use on of mine. Thanks, Razorflame 00:28, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
- Sure, though please make me aware. — Huntster (t • @ • c) 04:39, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
- Just let me know on IRC afterwards.Res2216firestar 18:12, 27 February 2009 (UTC)
- As long as you let me know. LuciferTiger 04:46, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
- Me too. Soap 00:39, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
- Just let me know (IRC:BackslashForward) Backslash Forwardslash 07:11, 3 April 2009 (UTC)
- Feel free, as long as you let me know. Killiondude 04:26, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
- David Gerard 20:52, 9 May 2009 (UTC) (anything I've said in a public channel; please ask first if it's from a private one or a dcc)
- go4it UpstateNYer 20:51, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
- Sure (but maybe ask beforehand). -- Mentifisto 03:19, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
- Let me know. Fleetflame 03:36, 27 June 2009 (UTC)
- I'd like to know when you're doing it. Nifky? 06:03, 13 July 2009 (UTC)
- I thought I was here. Fail. :/ Pmlineditor 11:05, 26 July 2009 (UTC)hello its me Shakeel from roof of the world
- Sure. Just let me know beforehand. JamieS93 22:09, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
- No prob. -- OlEnglish 00:10, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
- No problem. Phantomsteve 22:25, 11 November 2009 (UTC)
[edit] How to make a fortune cookie jar
- Execute the following program to create two files: wikimedia (the raw text of all the quotations on this page) and wikimedia.dat (a binary index into the text). Move them into your fortune cookie directory (/usr/share/fortunes or /usr/share/games/fortune).
perl -MLWP::UserAgent -e '$response = LWP::UserAgent->new->get("http://meta.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=IRC/Quotes&action=raw"); die $response->status_line unless $response->is_success; die "Could not find quotation block on this page.\n" unless ($text) = $response->content =~ m,<pre><nowiki>(.*)</nowiki></pre>,sx; die "open: $ARGV[0]: $!\n" unless open F, ">", $ARGV[0]; print F $text; system "strfile", $ARGV[0], "$ARGV[0].dat"' wikimedia
[edit] Quotes
Archives of old channel quotes may be found here: Archives.
Please read the bit at the top about the Fortune-compatible format to reduce time spent on maintenance of this page. The quote beginning with "<DavidGerard> yes, it's suddenly fixed" demonstrates the format. Don't wikify this, it should be directly copied from the IRC channels (there is already a <nowiki></nowiki> tag around the whole thing). Also, please wrap your lines at the 79th character (both to prevent widening of this page, and to make it usable for text-based consoles).
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<Eloquence> then again .. gay midget porn rulez!
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<Evil_Monkey> Wikipedia goes down more often than Jenna Jameson :-P
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<Werdna> When all is said and done on Wikipedia, a hell of a lot more is said
than done.
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<xxxxxxxx> eep
<Werdna> meep
<jasabella> beep
<NotACow> fweep
<jasabella> jeep
<jasabella> weep
<Ali_K> queep
<jasabella> bleep
<Dcoetzee> peep
<JapaneseModem> geep
<Dcoetzee> heap
<Zero1328> keep
<Werdna> '''Delete''' nn cruft ~~~~
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* JapaneseModem is watching the matrix
* Shadow42 OWNS the matrix
* Lr5 is playing RuneScape
* TonySt has a life
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<chowbok> What's an "almost monopoly"? Is that like "slightly pregnant"?
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<jasabella> i wish i had my camera today
<jasabella> i saw two pigeons mating!
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* jasabella gives deepshuck a backrub using her toilet brush
<Vague_Rant> Toilet brushes are like the most disgusting thing out.
<Vague_Rant> I would sooner hang out with used condoms and douche bags.
<Vague_Rant> I tried a flavored condom one time.
<Vague_Rant> But like ... they must have left the flavor out or something.
<Vague_Rant> Because it tasted like rubber.
<Slowking_Man> It was rubber flavored.
<Vague_Rant> The weird thing is, it had a dam to go with it.
<Vague_Rant> And the dam didn't have any flavor either.
<Slowking_Man> So, were you just, like, trying this on yourself, or what?
<Vague_Rant> I didn't ... I can't ...
<Vague_Rant> [[Autofellatio]]
<jasabella> "i can't" means "i've tried but have yet to succeed...
if i could i would"
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<deepshuck> see also: Hillary Clinton
<Kazan> yeah.. hillary is right-of-center and can go to hell
<Vague_Rant> Hillary is a fucking bitch, everyone I know is like,
"I hope Hillary gets in."
<Vague_Rant> And I'm like, "I hope I get in ... your mom."
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from #wikimedia-commons:
( Nilfanion ) {{PD-Magic}}: This image is ineligible for copyright and
therefore is in the public domain, because it consists entirely of information
created by magic.
( Nilfanion ) :)
( bastique ) Hurrah!
( bastique ) We should create that template.
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<ElNino^> Why the fuck is Bambi a male in the cartoon but a female in porno?
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<[a]freebsd_fan> goes to prove cia owns freenode too
<[a]freebsd_fan> :P
<[a]freebsd_fan> super lamers
* [a]freebsd_fan vanished
Golbez has kicked [a]freebsd_fan from #wikipedia ( k)
[a]freebsd_fan (n=ebola@catagiuri305.giuri.unige.it) has joined #wikipedia
<Golbez> i swear i type /kb
<OskarS> SushiGeek: many undercover agents in #wikipedia, is it?
<OskarS> :P
<Golbez> oh well i'll get it right next time
<sean_black> The CIA owns FreeNode because we don't think everyone on the
planet shares the same opinion...
<Naconkantari> omg do a channel clear
<SushiGeek> OskarS: yes definitely
--- ChanServ gives channel operator status to ambi2
--- Golbez removes channel operator status from [a]freebsd_fan
--- Golbez sets ban on *!*n*ebola@*.giuri.unige.it
Golbez has kicked [a]freebsd_fan from #wikipedia ( if the cia owns freenode
then zomg YOU ARE ON OUR LIST YOUNG MAN)
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<MessedRocker> Eloquence and Mindspillage could have a merger.
<MessedRocker> Erikat Walsher.
<Eloquence> I think Gmaxwell would object to that :)
<mindspillage> MessedRocker, I'm afraid Greg might object. :-)
<mindspillage> Damn, it's happening already.
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* DB is now known as Wikipedia
* Wikipedia is a joke
<Wikipedia> wtf
<Wikipedia> wait
<Wikipedia> that didnt work
<Wikipedia> omg, you cant have : in your nickname
<Wikipedia> Wikipedia:Requests for comment/Konstable <-- joke*
<Wikipedia> that's what I *meant* to have said...
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* [[Croesus]] listens to the mic implanted in Sean's womb
<sean_black> my womb is pumping yo
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<DanielB> wow, John Howard has been the member for Bennelong since 1974
<jasabella> Benn-e-long time eh?
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<BalthCat> Now the tart's was trying to sit on my mouse
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<Warm_fuzzies> I for one welcome our new sexually transmitted overlords
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<nenolod_> all of you people just need to go out on a date with ChanServ
<nenolod_> ;p
<nenolod_> CHANSERV WILL SATISFY ALL OF YOUR DESIRES
<Dcoetzee> nenolod_: ChanServ is hot
<Werdna> lolz
<CableModem> wtf?
<Werdna> <nenolod_> 100% of Werdna everywhere agree: ChanServ is a slut.
(#EpstoNET, vps.epstone.net)
<twincest> nenolod: you look like a hamster and your feet have a confounding
shape
<Dcoetzee> It sent me its pic once, I was like wow.
<nenolod_> Werdna: that's three networks this conversation is now on ;p
<CableModem> LOL
<CableModem> chanserv is a slut! lol!
<Dcoetzee> ChanServ is not a slut, it's arrogant as hell.
<Dcoetzee> Everybody talks to it.
<Dcoetzee> It just ignores them.
* Werdna giggles
<Dcoetzee> You ask for help, you get the same shit every time.
<CableModem> haha.
<bumm13> :#
<Ssha> CableModem: What?
<Dcoetzee> Once, I was like, register this identity!
<CableModem> huh?
<CableModem> yeah
<Dcoetzee> And it like, screw you, it's taken.
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<Gwern> when I was working on Helpdesk-l, we literally got emails telling us
that we accidentally left our articles publicly editable.
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<Vague_Rant> Does anyone else giggle when they read the phrase "organ swells".
<Vague_Rant> With regards to music.
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<kaiti> lmao, if you search for "porn" in Windows XP's Help and Support
program, it recommends the article on how to use Internet Explorer
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<domas> our alexa traffic rank today is #12
<domas> we've never been there
<Submarine> domas, Is that why the servers are overloaded? !-=
<domas> no
<domas> servers are overloaded because we run crappy software on them
<domas> users are served from alien base in mars
<domas> using faster-than-light communications
<domas> with earth base in lithuania
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* Mike42 is down to 60 *meg* free, should probably delete some pr0n
<Naconkantari> Mike42: nah, there's probably some junk in the WINDOWS folder
that is OK to delete
* Mike42 opens it up
<Slowking_Man> lol windoze
<Mike42> what does kernel32.dll do, is it important? :P
<kylu> nah, delete it
<Cyraq> Mike42: THAT'S A VIRUS!
<Naconkantari> Mike42: i think it makes popcorn
<kylu> (and with these kinds of responses, mike realizes that it is, yes,
an important file.)
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<Vague_Rant> I hate myspace.
<Vague_Rant> I am nauseated by it.
<Vague_Rant> I have some dumb bitch telling me to read hers.
<Vague_Rant> And I'm like, "Fuck off, your friends are ugly."
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<Vague_Rant> I was Barney one time.
<Vague_Rant> Then I killed myself.
<Vague_Rant> I was reincarnated as the Bear in the Big Blue House.
<Vague_Rant> Did you know he's Jewish?
<Vague_Rant> I was so pissed at my bad luck that I did wtc.
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<Phroziac> omfg, my mom is such a snoop
<Phroziac> she thinks i want to be a shemale
<Phroziac> because i'm listed as one on....i assume she looked at encyclopedia
dramatica
<Phroziac> i didn't fucking put it there
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<SuisuiInai> happy mediawiki1.8
<Linuxbeak> \o/
<Datrio> happy mediawiki1.8 to you
<Datrio> happy mediawiki1.8 to you
<Datrio> happy mediawiki1.8 to wikimedia
<Datrio> happy mediawiki1.8 to you
<Datrio> ...
<Datrio> wait, what do you mean, mediawiki1.8?
<Datrio> I installed 1.7 yesterday
<Datrio> 1.8.0 2006-10-10
<Datrio> ok
<Datrio> I'm pissed
<Linuxbeak> owned.
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<Slowking_Man> Linuxbeak did WTC
<Naconkantari> omg not linxubeak!
<Dragonfly6-7> don't be ridiculous.
<Dragonfly6-7> Linuxbeak attacked the Pentagon.
<bastique|busy> Linuxbeak did Oklahoma City
<Nilfanion> Linuxbeak did the Reichstag?
*time passes*
<bastique|busy> Who was asking about Pilotguy?
<bastique|busy> Well, now we know it wasn't him
<Dragonfly6-7> who was it, then?
<bastique|busy> Still could have been Linuxbeak
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<Vague_Rant> I smoked salmon one time.
<Vague_Rant> I was out of it for days.
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<JesseW> Slowking_Man: btw, *you* are the first entry in [[Special:Log]],
you know.
<sean_black> I was the first entry in your mom.
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<Anthere> hello
<timichal> any news from the cabal, Ant?
<Improv> timichal: Anthere's Cabalmodem is offline
<brion> doesn't she have boardband?
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<DavidGerard> personally, I agree with everything DavidGerard says and think
you should all stfu.
<DavidGerard> we can vote on it.
<DavidGerard> I agree too.
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<ViciousGuy> Do any of you know of someone who was in a 7-11 when it was robbed?
<deepshuck> or a 9-11 when it was WTCed
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<SushiGeek> the Cardinals are capable of choking, trust me
over an hour later...
<SushiGeek> ...23-24. told ya so
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<Lunaway> You know you've got too many tabs open when you manage to
edit-conflict yourself.
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<Slowking_Man> I have had dreams about editing Wikipedia, though, so take that
as you may.
<Zero1328> I've had one dream about editing Wikipedia, and it was pretty scary
<Zero1328> Every time I made an edit I got an edit conflict. I couldn't make
any changes at all
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<Shadow42> bastique: They're raping my sprinklers!
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<Snurks> holy god they're making a The Little Mermaid III
<MessedRawker> featuring a dead horse as a new co-star right?
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<A_Man_In_Black> CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME
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<WIKIDEFCON> It's like Nirvana, but butter
<WIKIDEFCON> better, even :)(
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<AppleBoy> ok, I need to make an argument, english class essay. it can be
about health/nutrition, media violence and responsibility, or
marriage and divorce
<AppleBoy> it can be anything about them
<CableModem> gay maarriage
<AppleBoy> now, I want to make the most obsurd claim ever in my essay
<AppleBoy> what should my claim be?
<Gwern> gayness is infectious
<sean_black> gay miscarriage?
<CableModem> gay marrage is good?
<Gwern> if kids see people being gay, they will imitate them
<AppleBoy> besides gay/lesbian marriage
<Slowking_Man> Well, we know what this channel thinks about
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(CableModem): o_o
(CableModem): evulva.com?
(keitei): e-vulva
(keitei): asdfsfafdfjdskjg
(CableModem): o_O
(keitei): curse you CableModem
(CableModem): what?
(CableModem): What did I do? O-:)
(sean_black): It's catchier
(keitei): bad things
* CableModem polishes his halo.
(Gwern): CableModem: curse your sudden but inevitable slapping and
betrayal of myself!
(CableModem): yay!
(sean_black): I mean.. who would visit "Electronic Female Genitalia.com" ?
(keitei): adksfjsjdfhsdkf
(CableModem): lol
(Gwern): Hmm...
(Gwern): sounds promising.
(CableModem): asdfjk;k;lkasfj;slkdjf;sdkljf
* keitei [[home row]]s in disgust
(Gwern): CableModem: your ideas intrigue me. Tell me more.
(CableModem): sadf, ;kl;lkkjjj!!
* sean_black subscribes to Gwern's newsletter
(Gwern): CableModem: but have you considered wtwttatwdianodcaisn9?
(CableModem): lkj?
(Gwern): bty
(CableModem): ljkashweru, zzxcfghawd, wqej.
(Ryulong): eeek skkkk'k eeesqueek?
(Gwern): ah, but wertasdassdcdppii``kj`~ddfdbnnandpoiul & ^^$%
(CableModem): jjjjjjja mmmmmqqq!!! D:<
(keitei): ijasudh sj serw ojsdfuhus erwjsdf sduierwe shdfhuer
(keitei): o_o
(CableModem): lksd!
(Gwern): dang. askjbhcsdlvkn [opj][]]]}} just doesn't work. I concede,
CableModem
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<TehKewl1> then you'll have a reason to come to australia CableModem
<CableModem> dandedong!
<TehKewl1> mount dandenong?
<CableModem> dandedong!
<Mike42> nono, *mount* damndenong
<Mike42> Dandenong is completely different
<CableModem> damn de dong>
<Mike42> ..like 40km away and full of vandals and druggos
<CableModem> LOL
<CableModem> i wanna go there
<Mike42> *Dandenong
<CableModem> dandedong!
<Mike42> Willy on Wheels prolly lives in Dande{n|d}ong
<CableModem> lolol
<Slowking_Man> lol dongs
<TehKewl1> lol dongs did wtc
<TehKewl1> dongs with wings and jet engines attached
<Mike42> Dongs with wings?!!/
<TehKewl1> this doesnt look good
<Mike42> more like dongs on wheels!
<CableModem> dongs on wheels
<TehKewl1> dongs on wheels did wtc
* Mike42 still thinks WoW lives in dandednong, it shows
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<TehKewl1>
omgwtfbbqlolaslsendpixd00dipwntj00andj00arenolonger1337lolroflmaopwntpwnt
<TehKewl1> I mean.... hi
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from #wikipedia-en-admins
<ninjapancake> <-Name removed-> is the sockpuppet of a user who is a laywer
that he uses to add tidbits about sex to wikipedia.
<ninjapancake> like an article about anal beads.
<sean_black> yes
=-= Dragonfly6-7 has changed the topic to “Don't copy logs. It's not nice,
and people will take two aspirin and call you in the morning| There are too
many fair-use images on Wikipedia. Please help out at [[CAT:ORFU]] ,
[[CAT:NR]], [[CAT:NL]], [[CAT:NS]] and [[CAT:CRUFT]]. | Help develop
[[m:IRC guidelines]] | Default IP block behavior changing:
http://tinyurl.com/yb6536 | Anyone from Toronto (Canada) - contact Tawker
pls”
<bastique> Dragonfly6-7: oy
<Dragonfly6-7> thank you, thank you
<bastique> And what's going on with Tawker? Is he in jail in Toronto?
<sean_black> he needs bail money
<sean_black> pay him in anal beads
<bastique> sean_black: Don't make me laugh out loud at work
<AdamBishop> I am from Toronto
<bastique> AdamBishop: Would you bail Tawker out of jail?
<AdamBishop> how can I contact Tawker, he's not here
<AdamBishop> sure I guess
* FailureFox buys back manhatten
<bastique> Anyone from Toronto (Canada {not Alabama}) - contact Tawker pls
<FailureFox> with ANAL BEADS
<pgk> Phone around the local police stations
<Dragonfly6-7> contact Tawker with anal beads?
<sean_black> telephonic anus
<bastique> He got arrested for trying to pay a hotel bill in anal beads
<sean_black> reminds me of Get Smart
<sean_black> only if it was porn
<Dragonfly6-7> Agent 69
* sean_black calls up Hymie on the dildophone
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* Some editor creates a bunch of [[Codename: Kids Next Door]] stubs *
<Slowking_Man> Anyone know where he's copying those from?
<Ryulong> oh jesus christ
<Ryulong> IT'S K.N.D. C.R.U.F.T.
<Ryulong> Craploads of Really Useless Factoids T...something
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* Hint: look at the timestamps *
01:46 -!- TehKewl1 [n=Dark_Hom@wikipedia/tehkewl1] has left #wikipedia
["/me has been on irc too long"]
01:46 -!- TehKewl1 [n=Dark_Hom@wikipedia/tehkewl1] has joined #wikipedia
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<wmarsh> Heh, I apparently violated the established protocol for editting a
page, established by editors of that page. The thing is, the page is
in my own userspace.
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<Ryulong> why are we talking about gay cultural complexes?
<sean_black> Because #wikipedia touches itself at night.
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<Mike42> Mark_Ryan: Deon has AV, he's a #wikipedia-bootcamp op
<Mark_Ryan> Mike42: is AV a type of STD?
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<ice_cream> ok ok i'll chill
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<publunch> Soak the flag in petrol and then stick it in a bottle, ignite, and
throw it at policemen. Perhaps that should be banned. But then
maybe that is banned already.
<publunch> I guess the problem is that fire and crowds aren't an easy
combination.
<Luna-San> I think even the most policy-wonkish police will ascribe to WP:IAR,
once you're using incendiary weapons.
<Phroziac> Luna-San: i bet a few wikipedians wouldn't if they were police
<Phroziac> "omfg that's not illegal"
<Phroziac> "omfg they're just being bold"
<Luna-San> That's true. "I mean, really, John, there's nothing in WP:SHOOT
about this sort of situation."
<Luna-San> WikiProject Oh shit they're throwing molotov cocktails ooooh god it
burns put it out put it out aaaaaargh
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<CoolFox> i wanna ban stupid people. from doing stupid things.
<wmarsh> if you banned stupid people from doing stupid things, 99% of the
internet would be impossible
<Luna-San> Wait, but isn't the internet *powered* by stupid people?
<CableModem> yeah, pretty much.
<Luna-San> I heard a rumor that Wikipedia's server farm is powered by setting a
bunch of kids up with giant hampster wheels and telling them their
garage band's article is up for AfD.
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[21:15:56] * CableModem straps Luna-San to sevral estes rockets.
[21:16:06] (CableModem): 3! 2! 1! FOOOOOOOSSSSHHH!
[21:17:48] *** Luna-San (n=goodysan@unaffiliated/Luna-San) Quit
(Read error: 131 (Connection reset by peer))
[21:18:16] *** Luna-San (n=goodysan@unaffiliated/Luna-San) has joined
#wikipedia
[21:20:55] * Luna-San stabs CableModem
[21:21:12] (Luna-San): ur testes rkts blew me off teh srvr :<
[21:22:38] (CableModem): Luna-San: Hahahaha
[21:22:42] (Luna-San): :)
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<Gwern_> http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=delete&
user=Jimbo+Wales&page= <--- whoa! what's Jimbo been up to?
<Slowking_Man> Gwern_: He's gone rouge!
<Zscout370> Slowking_Man: ah, he deleted a lot of articles about persons who
might have allifiations with the mafia
<Gwern_> Zscout370: ah. mob pressure
<Gwern_> say no
<Gwern_> "It would be a terrible thing if youse servers got roughed up and
their cords plugged out"
<Gwern_> "you don't want we should resort to less civilized measures"
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<centrx> it's because we need more specific language, like penis-human and
vagina-human and masculine-human and feminine-human
<justlee> Not really. Penis human indeed, though i have known quite a few
people who were dicks.
<MessedRocker> to distinguish people who are socially male/female and who are
physiologically male/female
<sean_black> you aren't thinking of this in the context of Wikipedia. To do
that, you only need to answer one question: Can Pokemon get sex
changes?
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<Alkivar> i'm finally done watching bleach
<Alkivar> it took me 5 days ... but i've finally watched 103 episodes!
<kylu> an anime about laundary? man, how lame
<kylu> next you'll tell me there's a series about Air.
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<Dragonfly6-7> Slowking_Man - what exactly is Krystiandl trying to say?
<Slowking_Man> Beats me.
<Luna-San> I can't figure it, either.
<Luna-San> I'm tempted to just decline with "Not a reason for unblocking."
<Dragonfly6-7> or possibly "huh?"
<Pilotguy> or better yet, "go away"
<sean_black> what he's trying to say is that admins are educated stupid
<sean_black> because they deny the god truth of cubic time
<Slowking_Man> dammnable academic singularity
<Dragonfly6-7> EDUCATED STUPID
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<crazytales56297> * Received a CTCP HELLO PLEASE DIE from vxpx
<crazytales56297> >vxpx< CTCP NO I DO NOT INTEND TO, THANK YOU
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<TehKewl1> and how do the XChat team get away with violating the GPL?
<Mike42> TehKewl1: They do, only because nobody has the monet to sue them
over it, and because if anyone sued and lost it would be the end
of the GPL. Period. == bad
<kylu> Mike42: no monet because they're baroque, right?
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(CableModem): heheheheheheheheheh.
(Andy123): <CableModem> heheheheheheheheheh.
(CableModem): (Andy123): <CableModem> heheheheheheheheheh.#
(Andy123): <CableModem> (Andy123): <CableModem> heheheheheheheheheh.
(CableModem): (Andy123): <CableModem> (Andy123): <CableModem>
heheheheheheheheheh.#
(sean_black): shut up, both of you
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<CableModem> how do I create a username with that character?
<gurch> CableModem: I don't want you to try.
<CableModem> just enter in %EF%A3%BF?
<gurch> no
<CableModem> gurch: i'm gonna test it
<gurch> that wouldn't work
<CableModem> it wouldnt?
<gurch> that's just how it's encoded in the url
<gurch> since urls are restricted to ascii
<CableModem> damn. how the fck do I make it with the chunk?
<gurch> CableModem: I'm not going to tell you. WP:BEANS.
<Ssha> CableModem: Just ask her. Usually fat girls are keen for self esteem
boosts.
<Andy123> CableModem, no fscking
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* CableModem is watching bleach
* Slowking_Man is watching ammonia
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>> Mode #wikipedia "+o Cowman109|Away" by ChanServ
< Mike42> pong
< gurch> nonono
< CableModem> ;ping
< sean_black> OMG THE BOT IS A CRAPFLOODER
< AntiSpamBot> pong
< gurch> you're supposed to say "ping" not "lol"
< gurch> ;ping
< AntiSpamBot> pong
<@Cowman109|Away> ...
< gurch> ;pong
< sean_black> ;pig
< Linuxbeak> ;ping
< Zscout370> misses
< AntiSpamBot> pong
< quabuaack> ;bing
<@Cowman109|Away> The opness is supposed to scare you guys.
< Linuxbeak> ;ping
< CableModem> ;ping
< Shadow42> WTF?
< AntiSpamBot> pong
< gurch> hahah
< AntiSpamBot> pong
< Linuxbeak> ;ping
< AntiSpamBot> pong
< Mike42> >:D
< gurch> "pig" ?
<@Cowman109|Away> And make you think I'm about to kick you.
< Mike42> quit it!
< gurch> PANG!
< quabuaack> bong
< bumm13> ^(")^
>> SignOff: dungodung ("Quit user this has!") [#wikipedia]
< Linuxbeak> lmao
< Shadow42> WHAT THE FSCK IS GOING ON?
>> Mode #wikipedia "+o Zscout370" by ChanServ
< gurch> pung
<@Zscout370> I can op too >.<
>> L3HB00TY is now known as _NoodlePowa
< gurch> ;ping
>> Kick for gurch by Cowman109|Away from #Wikipedia (pong)
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<Slowking_Man> So, someone feel like move protecting my Talk page?
* Tawker 's new admin policy
* Tawker doesn't do any admin actions unless a link is provided
<Slowking_Man> http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Slowking_Man
&action=protect :>
<karynn> Slowking_Man: why would you want your talk page protected? don't
you want people to talk to you?
<Luna-San> move protected
<Slowking_Man> Yes, I've decided I'm tired of explaining myself to people. :p
<centrx> but the secret is
<centrx> if you provide a link, Tawker will do /anything/
<Tawker> LOL
<centrx> http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Main%20Page&action=delete
<Tawker> wait a second
<Tawker> I'm not doing that
<Slowking_Man> (cur) (last) 21:54, November 5, 2006 Betacommand
(Talk | contribs | block) m
(Protected User talk:Slowking Man [move=autoconfirmed]) :<
* Tawker full protected it
<centrx> wait I think something is broken with Tawker
<Slowking_Man> I wanted sysop :p
<Slowking_Man> And yeah, you overrode Tawker
* Tawker wheel wars w/ Betacommand over this :)
<Betacommand> fixed
<Slowking_Man> (cur) (last) 21:55, November 5, 2006 Betacommand
(Talk | contribs | block) m (Protected User talk:Slowking Man
[edit=sysop:move=sysop])
<Slowking_Man> ummmmm
<Tawker> http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Slowking_Man
&action=protect LOL
<Tawker> * 05:55, November 6, 2006 Betacommand (Talk | contribs | block)
protected User talk:Slowking Man ([edit=sysop:move=sysop])
<Tawker> * 05:55, November 6, 2006 Tawker (Talk | contribs | block)
protected User talk:Slowking Man (fix.... [move=sysop])
<Tawker> * 05:54, November 6, 2006 Betacommand (Talk | contribs | block)
protected User talk:Slowking Man ([move=autoconfirmed])
<Tawker> * 05:54, November 6, 2006 Tawker (Talk | contribs | block)
protected User talk:Slowking Man
(obvious move protect... [move=sysop])
<Slowking_Man> Yeah, um, Betacommand, you edit protected it
<Betacommand> make your mind up :)
* Slowking_Man calls Jimbo in to stop the developing wheel war :p
<Naconkantari> how many sysops does it take to move-protect a page?
<Naconkantari> three!
* Tawker issued another command again..........
<Tawker> lol
<Slowking_Man> Well, that took way more effort than it should have.
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<J_Di> how long is hussein staying on the main page?
<sean_black> long enough for some to create an article on the
rope they're going to use to hang him with
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14:25 <baa> # 22:23, 8 November 2006 Glen S (Talk | contribs | block)
blocked "Username Policy (contribs)" with an expiry time of
indefinite (Abuse of our Username policy)
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* TehKewl1 is 17
<TehKewl1> I am teh old and teh responsiblzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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<Luna-San> I've just run into a gang logo that is now officially available
under the terms of the GFDL.
<Luna-San> ...they don't seem very thuggish anymore
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<gurch> oh
<gurch> we have channel activity again
<gurch> finally :)
<Slowking_Man> we get signal
<uuf> main gurch turn on
<gurch> what happen?
<eww> somebody set us up the cabal
<uuf> you have no chance to Pathoschild make your time
<eww> what you say?!
* uuf notes that all your Pathoschild are belong to me
<Pathoschild> You know what you doing.
<eww> Take off every "ahem"
<gurch> for great justice.
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<kaiti> i went to read about chatzilla bugs
<kaiti> and firefox crashed
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GerardM> I do not want to know the number of edits that I have in total ..
<NiklasNordblad> GerardM: why not?
<GerardM> Sometimes I suppose I have a life as well :)
<GerardM> and when you add all those edits it may prove to be a bit much
<NiklasNordblad> editing is life :D
GerardM> well then I have a life
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( Werdnum ) [22:19] <CIA-1> werdna * r17609 /trunk/phase3/
(includes/Article.php languages/messages/MessagesEn.php): Bloody
hell, not another pretend feature
( Werdnum ) [22:18] <CIA-1> werdna * r17608 /trunk/phase3/RELEASE-NOTES: * Add
auto-summaries to blankings and large removals without summaries.
( Werdnum ) no :-)
( twincest ) someone's trying to sound like Rob
( Werdnum ) what?
( brion ) whee
( Werdnum ) I'm from Australia
( Werdnum ) we use 'bloody hell' here, too.
( timichal ) everyone wants to be like Rob
( twincest ) yes, but most people don't use it like that in a commit message :)
( DarkoNeko ) haha
( Werdnum ) twincest: when you forget to include the actual patch in a commit
twice in a day, it's fairly likely that the odd 'bloody hell' may
appear in the subsequent ones.
( brion ) :D
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<Netsnipe> database locked
<sean_black> so is your mom
<Netsnipe> unlocked
<sean_black> ... so is your mom :o
<Netsnipe> sean_black: at least my mum isn't an open door like yours.
<sean_black> OWNED
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<Netsnipe> 12:36, October 21, 2006 Can't sleep, clown will eat me (Talk |
contribs | block) blocked "67.115.220.195 (contribs)" with an
expiry time of 8.625 fortnights (repeated vandalism for several
days - AO)
<sean_black> haha fortnights
* Netsnipe is never ceased to be amazed by CSCWEM's random block durations
<Netsnipe> on MediaWiki, is one month 30 or 31 days?
<sean_black> 28! Go February!
<Bastique|busy> Netsnipe: They're not random :)
<gurch> fortnights?
<gurch> lol
... time passes ...
<iD_J> You have been temporarily blocked
</wiki/Wikipedia:Blocking_policy> from editing for a period of
Colour because of repeated vandalism to Wikipedia.
<Bastique|busy> o_O
<gurch> wha?
<gurch> it had better not say that
<iD_J> i messed up the warning...
<gurch> zomg
<Bastique|busy> iD_J: HAH
<gurch> lol
<gurch> how did "Colour" get in there?
<Bastique|busy> How many fortnights is a Colour?
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<Vague_Rant> "It has been speculated by the art on Vinson Ngo's deviantART
account[2] that there will be other characters and cameos in
future strips."
<Vague_Rant> Gee. How exciting.
<Vague_Rant> What a piece of shit.
<wizardrydragon> Vanity pages ftw
<Vague_Rant> Although, I am impressed that his art has apparently gained
sentience.
<Vague_Rant> Better than can be said for the artist himself.
<Vague_Rant> Or whoever wrote this article.
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<cimon> seriously though, feeding reindeer shrooms and drinking the piss was an
excellent way to regularize the intake of a drug that was widely
variable in the natural substrate...
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<gurch> 06:46, 16 November 2006 Centrx (Talk | contribs | block)
unprotected Anal sex
<gurch> yeah... you might wanna get some tests done
<gurch> for that matter
<gurch> 06:02, 16 November 2006 Centrx (Talk | contribs | block)
unprotected Fuck
<gurch> you may have caught something from that, as well
<Glen_S> unprotected anal sex???
<centrx> "feels better"
* gurch imagines the next entry in the deletion log
<gurch> Centrx (Talk | contribs | block) unprotected Anal sex
(and I enjoyed it!)
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<Gurch> 13:47, 17 November 2006 Misza13 (Talk | contribs | block) blocked
"The Glen S username blocking championchips (contribs)"
with an expiry time of indefinite ({{UsernameBlocked|.}})
<Gurch> I guess that means you win? :P
<Misza13> probably
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<Ulti> does wikipedia have some kind of automagic email invite system?
to send nice looking emails that say "Hello there X, Y has invited you
to join wikipedia to expand subject Z"
<rory096> Ulti: we dont usually promote email spam :o
<Ulti> but it would be cool to send an all official looking wikipedia email
<rory096> Ulti: true, but it could be used maliciously
<Ulti> if I email some awesome rad science guy they might miss forget my email,
but if they have a nice fancy one from wikipedia they might look at it
more
<Gracenotes> Ulti: If I sent a just-text email claiming to be Ebay, people
might disregard it, but if I send a nice fancy one that looks
like it's from Ebay, they might give away their credit card
number...
<Gracenotes> To: Bob Something From: The Wikimedia Foundations
Bob, we encourage you to vandalize our pages. There has recently
been an influx of informed people at Wikipedia, and we would
appreciate a bit of drama. We're not getting enough publicity.
Please; you can trust us: just see our logo at the top of this
fancy email. Thank you. -Jimbo Wales, himself, seriously
<uberpenguin> To: Bob Something, From: The Wikimedia Foundation
WE NEED MORE POKEMON AND VIDEOGAME ARTICLES PLEASE HELP
IMMEDIATELY -- Dr. Mbuntu Wales
<uberpenguin> P.S. - WE HAVE GREAT PRICES ON CIALIS
<Physiq> To: Bob Something; From: The Wikimedia Foundation.
MSN Messenger is about to start charging fees to use their service,
the only way you can stop this is by visiting Wikipedia, opening an
account and forwarding this to 15 friends, otherwise you will be
stabbed within the hour by our hit squad.
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<SushiGeek> Dmcsleep needs to have a lanyard that he can wear around his neck
that beeps loudly when somebody needs a checkuser
<SushiGeek> so when he's sleeping somebody can go "BEEP BEEP CHECKUSER"
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* RedMenace has joined #wikimedia-ops
<RedMenace> now what was that for
<NK_Away> * RedMenace is a troll
<RedMenace> ?1
<RedMenace> i havnt trolled in like 12 minutes
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<Werdnum> if (nickj.nationality == "au") { nickj.print("Yes"); } else {
nickj.print("No"); }
<nickj> "yes" and "no" - dual Aus / Uk (born Edinburgh)
<Werdnum> nickj: I'm pretty sure that's a non-standard parser ;)
<nickj> hey, I deliberately try and put down answers that I know will confuse
the system when filling in forms, so why should this be any different? ;-)
<Werdnum> nickj: SQL injection on the census?
<Werdnum> Name: Andrew'; DROP TABLE person;---
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<Coredesat> actually, wait
<Coredesat> Restore it
<Coredesat> Needs to be taken back to MFD :/
<Coredesat> That MFD closed without consensus
<bastique> wonk
<bastique> wonk
<SushiGeek> wonk
<NullC> no wonking in public please.
<Slowking_Man> Wonking a process is illegal in 37 U.S. states and the
District of Columbia
<centrx> Process wonkery is a federal offense
<SushiGeek> it's not illegal in Wisconsin though
<SushiGeek> or Florida
<SushiGeek> so me and Bastique can legally wonk
<sean_black> not together
<SushiGeek> LOL not together
<NullC> FS 57.105 makes it illegial in florida.
<NullC> So bastique better not wonk..
<SushiGeek> then 38 states
<SushiGeek> what if bastique moves to Georgia (where it is legal)
<centrx> There is conflict in the Courts of Appeal with regard to the
application of the Commerce Clause to Process Wonkery, hopefully this
will be clarified in the upcoming Supreme Court case, Jimbo Wales v.
Wonky Wonka
<dannyisme> so is mrrying your sister, but you dont do it
<NullC> I think if you cross state lines for the purpose of wonking it's a
federal offense.
<NullC> (especially if the wonking involves a minor...)
<centrx> Process Wonkery has a long legal history dating back to the curia of
medieval England
<centrx> The Romans were notorious process wonks; this was one of the major
reasons for their collapse
<centrx> The Vandals disregarded process entirely
<NullC> centrx: Museum of London has a whole section on it... complete with the
displays of the wax seals everyone needed. ;)
<Coredesat> Ah, but didn't the Byzantines indefblock the Vandals?
<centrx> In fact, the Vandals specifically exploited the Romans heavy use of
process.
<centrx> Process wonkery leads to vandal victory
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( twincest ) if ($Param{Address} !~ /^(()|([a-zA-Z0-9]+([a-zA-Z0-9_+\.'&%-]*
[a-zA-Z0-9_\.'-]+)?@([a-zA-Z0-9]+
([a-zA-Z0-9\.-]*[a-zA-Z0-9]+)?\.+[a-zA-Z]{2,8}|\
[\d+\.\d+\.\d+\.\d+])))$/) {
( twincest ) $Error = "Invalid syntax";
( HardDisk_WP ) fat regex o_O
( Submarine ) there are probably perl regexps for email addresses out there
( Tubarao ) twincest: should be like this: if ($Param{Address} !~ /^(()|
([a-zA-Z0-9]+([a-zA-Z0-9_+\.'&%-]*[a-zA-Z0-9_\#\.'-]+)?@
([a-zA-Z0-9]+([a-zA-Z0-9\.-]*[a-zA-Z0-9]+)?\.+[a-zA-Z]{2,8}|\
[\d+\.\d+\.\d+\.\d+])))$/) {
( Tubarao ) to allow the # ..
( twincest ) are you sure? that doesn't seem to agree with RFC2822 either
( twincest ) there are several more characters allowed that it doesn't match
! Submarine suggests allowing mostly anything
( Tubarao ) let me check rfc2822
( NotACatAtWork ) Submarine: interesting rant here:
http://www.regular-expressions.info/email.html
( Submarine ) yes
( NotACatAtWork ) a Clusty search for regex+"email address" is turning up some
more stuff
( NotACatAtWork ) oohh!
( Submarine ) besides, what's the usefulness of "validating" addresses?
( Submarine ) telling stupid people that www.free.fr is not their email
address?
( Submarine ) telling people that have valid addresses than their address is
not correct?
( NotACatAtWork ) try this: ^(([^:/?#]+):)?(//([^/?#]*))?([^?#]*)(\?([^#]*))
?(#(.*))?
( NotACatAtWork ) or even this: ^(?:([^:/?#]+):)?(?://([^/?#]*))?([^?#]*)
(?:\?([^#]*))?(?:#(.*))?
( NotACatAtWork ) (damn those emoticons!!!)
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<DMAshura> I'm looking for more articles to write basically
<keitei> as much as I love pokemon, you're probably better off adding a missing
encyclopedic article than random crap
<DMAshura> What does Pokemon have to do with it o.o;
<Demi> All WikiProjects are actually Pokemon projects in disguise.
<toresbe> indeed
<Earle_Martin> c.f. the map of wikipedia
<deepshuck> there's a giant snorlax sleeping across the way to every project
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<LeonWP> any idea btw when 1.9 is going to be released?
<brion> first week of january
<vortigaunt> Quarterly release cycle, dude.
<Nikerabbit> on christmas? :E
<vortigaunt> January.
<vortigaunt> Yes. Yes, Brion is going to wait up on Christmas Eve and package
up a whole new 1.9.0 release.
<brion> only for the good girls and boys
<Slowking_Man> He's making a list
<vortigaunt> He's checkin' it twice
<brion> the rest of you get coal in your svn up
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* helix84 still wonders if someone is still messing with his patch
<RealGrouchy> nicotine not flowing?
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<bastique> Luna-San: You are the troll block king
<sean_black> troll blocking block king
<bainer> block king blockking blocking OMG
* sean_black claps
<Elisson> bainer, you've found evidence that there is a cabal! :D
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<NotACow> process is a little bird, chirping in a meadow
<Gurch> uh...
<Gurch> no, articles are little birds, chirping in a meadow
<Gurch> AfD is a much larger bird with claws that rip the little birds to
shreds
<Gurch> DRV picks through the corpses and decides if it was a good idea or not.
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<Golbez> the m:Friends of gays guideline is very important
<Golbez> and should be observed at all times
<NotACow> Golbez: but there'd be nobody left to edit
<morwen> NotACow: Fred Phelps could
<morwen> we could become GODHATESFAGSAPEDIA.COM
<morwen> '''Sweden''' is a large country in central [[Scandanavia]] which god
hates.
<morwen> this could make an amusing uncyclopedia article
<morwen> writing about something in the style of Wikipedia, but with the POV of
fred phelps
<nivelbor> That's hilarious.
<nivelbor> Phelpsapedia
<morwen> i had better develop this idea quick, before someone steals it from me
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* Werdnum normally hides in his developer hole.
<TehKewl1> I need a girlfriend, so I can hide in her hole
<CableModem> ...
<TehKewl1> wait O_O
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<YellowMonkey> I got an article through FA and simultaneously someone
nominated it for GA and the GA reveiwer failed it because it was
"boring"
<Coredesbusy> ...huh?
<SushiGeek> He got an article through FA.
<SushiGeek> At the same time, somebody put it on good articles
<SushiGeek> and the reviewer for the article failed it because he said it was
boring
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<nagios-wm> Apache on srv120 is OK: HTTP OK HTTP/1.1 200 OK - 27594 bytes in
0.129 seconds
<nagios-wm> Apache on srv120 is OK: HTTP OK HTTP/1.1 200 OK - 27594 bytes in
0.020 seconds
<JeLuF> why is nagios reporting everything twice?
<mark> JeLuF: it's been doing that since I restarted it yesterday
<mark> I'm not sure
<mark> it's not the exact same message anyway
<DArkoneko`busy> the program is runing twice, then
<TimStarling> maybe there are two copies running
<mark> probably 2 instances running
<DArkoneko`busy> heh :)
<JeLuF> yup
<TimStarling> yeah, that
<mark> yes ;)
<TimStarling> now let's all try to fix it at once, ok?
<mark> no :)
<nagios-wm> Host tingxi is UP: (No Information Returned From Host Check)
<TimStarling> fixed, I think
<JeLuF> killed all instances, restarted it.
<TimStarling> you too?
<TimStarling> did mark try it as well, just as a matter of interest?
<mark> no
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( +{b} ) OMG Brion is commenting on our village pump
( +{b} ) We're not worthy
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<kim_register> Jhs, I should have asked what you thouht I was before answering
your question
<kim_register> Jhs, to add to the statistics
<kim_register> drat drat drat
<Jhs> lol
<kim_register> which reminds me of the song boten anna..., who the heck wants
to go out with a girl who fails the turing test? :-P
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<kim_register> what's wrong with tentacle monsters
<kim_register> or do you need to be female to errr, appreciate them?
<Eloquence> kim_register, I think they are most appreciated by males. from
a distance.
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From #wikipedia-en-admins:
<IgnoreAllRules> NotACow, [[User:Dmcdevit/YouTube]] provides a reasonable
rationale
<NotACat> IgnoreAllRules: as it is, you lay yourself open to a disruption
charge if you simply "smite the ungodly from on high"
<NotACow> IgnoreAllRules: for what?
<IgnoreAllRules> for removal of YouTube links
<NotACow> IgnoreAllRules: and i care because?
<IgnoreAllRules> I don't think I asked you.
<IgnoreAllRules> It was Phil.
<NotACow> IgnoreAllRules: you spoke to me
<IgnoreAllRules> sorry about that
<NotACow> 'sok, people confuse us all the time. would you care for some tea?
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From the Commons channel:
<rama> My licence said : I put this image under CC.by-sa blabla because
it's not clear whether or not trivial reproductions are elligible
for copyright in France, and if they are not, this is public
domain
<rama> the guy reverted to "public domain" over and over on the grounds
that the law is clear that there is no copyright IN THE USA AND
IN GERMANY
<newmanbe> Pfft.
<Bastique> rama: What a dick
<rama> yes
<Kawaii_Neko> ...
<newmanbe> PD-art would't apply, because there was creativity in
your picture taking. :)
<rama> the last time someone decided that German laws should be
applicable in France did not exactly leave a good memory to
everybody...
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* brion needs a dual-core oven
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! +SB_Johnny thinks commons needs a lot more redirects :)
( +SB_Johnny ) especially for articles about plants, insects, etc... most
people searching (in any language) won't know the scientific
names
( +Cool_Cat ) SB_Johnny unless they know latin
( +Cool_Cat ) as a native language
( +geniice ) with the birth rate in VC that seems somewhat unlikely
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( +timichal ) nothing beats the time when I found a furry porn image from 2002
on Meta, though
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( brion ) hmm
( brion ) it's xmas, so i'm going to be nice and not WONTFIX this feature
request just yet
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( brion ) shit-yeah, it's brownie time
! brion $ mv /mnt/oven/brownies /mnt/cooling-rack
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<TehKewl1> ok ok
<TehKewl1> I thought of the perfect wikipedia model
<TehKewl1> a pool system
<TehKewl1> the editors are the hose that fills the pool up, the developers are
the pump, the vandalfighters are the filters
<TehKewl1> the cleanup crew are the chlorinator
<TehKewl1> the deletionists are the waste outlet
<TehKewl1> and the average users are the swimmers :D
<deepshuck> trolls put aids in the pool and close it
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<Vague_Rant> OS X is just complete bullshit.
<Vague_Rant> I'm not jerking off to the actual window that the porn is in.
<Vague_Rant> So stop with the fancy bullshit.
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<cchristianTP> has anyone here seen a bug where it keeps telling you you have
new messages when you don't?
<Vito-Genovese> í
<Vito-Genovese> i don't think it's a bug christian
<Vito-Genovese> ít'$
<Vito-Genovese> it's the wikia way of spamming
<cchristianTP> no
<cchristianTP> not Wikia donations
<Vito-Genovese> í
<Vito-Genovese> i didn't mean that
<cchristianTP> like a "you have new messages"
<Vito-Genovese> ít'$
<Vito-Genovese> it's a way to promote small wikias
<cchristianTP> how are they doing that???
<Vito-Genovese> nø
<Vito-Genovese> no idea
<Vito-Genovese> ßut
<Vito-Genovese> but it's clever :)
<cchristianTP> heh
<cchristianTP> staff didn't seem to know
<cchristianTP> so...
<Vito-Genovese> RêâLLy¿
<Vito-Genovese> really?
<cchristianTP> it's happening behind thier backs?
<cchristianTP> they thought it was a server error
<Vito-Genovese> mâyßê
<Vito-Genovese> maybe i'm mistaken
<Vito-Genovese> thât'$
<Vito-Genovese> that's odd
<cchristianTP> an it was only happening when I went to a new subdomain
<Vito-Genovese> $âmê
<Vito-Genovese> same thing happened to me too
<Vito-Genovese> $êvêRâL
<Vito-Genovese> several times
<cchristianTP> STOP
<cchristianTP> $t0p
<Vito-Genovese> $tøp
<Vito-Genovese> stop what?
<cchristianTP> d3w1n9
<cchristianTP> Th1$
<Vito-Genovese> dø
<Vito-Genovese> do you see that?
<Vito-Genovese> d'øh!
<Vito-Genovese> d'oh!
<cchristianTP> ....
<cchristianTP> FEAR WIKIA!!!
<Vito-Genovese> testing
<Vito-Genovese> seems fine
<Vito-Genovese> sorry for that
<LeonWP> you're all crazy, no?
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<Soms> heh I have a 65" Plasma =P
<CableModem> lol
<CableModem> 65" plasma. mmh./
<CableModem> that must make a nice heater. :D
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<Alkivar> fuck i need to beat my cat ... goddamn cat dug a hole into the bag of
kitty litter i bought yesterday and took a shit IN THE BAG!
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<brion> $dbr->select( array( 'tempaltelinks', 'page_restrictinos' ),
array( ... ), array( 'tl_from=pr_age', 'pr_cascade' => 1, 'tl_title' =>
$this->getText(), ___METHOD__ );
<brion> or sth
<brion> right?
<brion> oh and spell thigns right
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* brion suddenly wonders what's bug 666
<brion> http://bugzilla.wikimedia.org/show_bug.cgi?id=666 meh boring
<brion> http://bugzilla.wikimedia.org/show_bug.cgi?id=1337 well that was mildly
boring
<brion> http://bugzilla.wikimedia.org/show_bug.cgi?id=1984 extraordinarily
bring
<brion> http://bugzilla.wikimedia.org/show_bug.cgi?id=42 ... appropriate
somehow
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<brion> 1.6 receives security fixes only
<brion> which will continue, if necessary, at least through april
<hspaans> brion: so after april your f*ck*d?
<hashar> what will happen to brion in april ?
<Fyren> He turns back into a pumpkin.
<robchurch> cool
<robchurch> waitaminute
<robchurch> if brion was the pumpkin, then...
<robchurch> OH MY GOD
<robchurch> I WAS A RAT!?
<brion> IMAGINE THE PUMPKIN PIE I'D MAKE
<brion> YUMMMM
<Fyren> brion: Please post more pie pictures.
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<hashar> maybe we should start talking about the version number after 1.9
<Fyren> 1.a, obviously.
<brion> it's already 1.10 dude
<Simetrical> Although Fyren's idea is appealing.
<Simetrical> After we run out of letters, we can switch to Greek.
<Simetrical> Then Hebrew. Cyrillic.
<hashar> € !!
<Simetrical> If people can't tell the difference between alpha and 'a', screw
them.
<Fyren> There's enough kanji/hanzi to keep it up for a while.
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<Mike_H> Anal hurts like a motherfucker.
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<timichal_> why do i chat with a phone when I'm sitting in front of a computer?
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[... Citizendium ...]
<morwen> Their problem is getting the ball rolling
<morwen> Wikipedia's problem is stopping the ten ton ball rolling at a hundred
miles per hour and killing everyone in its path.
<Heligo> Citizendium might get on better if their server didn't run on steam
and have an old woman cranking a handle to make the hard drives turn
<ShakespeareFan00> LOl
<ShakespeareFan00> {{fact}}
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<Gracenotes> wow...
<Gracenotes> I typed "gfgfg" into the search bar, because I was bored
<Gracenotes> and I found an article that had been vandalized
<Gracenotes> with "gfgfg"
<Gracenotes> so I reverted it
<Gracenotes> ...same with "gfgf"
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:::: ( • ) Joins: Mark_Ryan ( i=MarkRyan@wikipedia/Mark ) joined
#wikimedia-tech ( 98 Users )
( Mark_Ryan ) oi
( Mark_Ryan ) techies
( Mark_Ryan ) squid's broken for some people
( Mark_Ryan ) you might want to fix it, or we might get a lawsuit
( Adam1213 ) lol
( Mark_Ryan ) from frustrated users.
( Mark_Ryan ) for mental distress
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(from #mediawiki)
* Joins: PHILIP_B (n=chatzill@cpe-66-67-219-123.rochester.res.rr.com)
* PHILIP_B is now known as PHILIP
* Quits: nfolson (n=nfo@CPE-76-177-177-204.natsoe.res.rr.com) ("#mediawiki")
<_syphilis_> asbras: if you're worrying about fragmentation of the db, run
ALTER TABLE foo ENGINE=InnoDB; on every table
<_syphilis_> it'll compact freed storage and stuff
<robchurch> we keep only the most important data on wikimedia's main servers
<robchurch> mostly porn
<LeonWP> Free porn.
<brion> porn? where?
<robchurch> of course, dead important that.
<robchurch> brion: ~/porn
<robchurch> or http://127.0.0.1/porn
* brion $ mv porn .porn
<LeonWP> move it to ~/public_html
<PHILIP> I'm trying to get my windows server mediawiki to send mail (password
reminders, sign up) and I can't. - I've configured the $wgSMTP
array, set $path to include location of pear. and I get a blank
screen when I request a password get sent out. ** Not as important as
where the porn stuff is, but any help would be appreciated.**
(3 minutes pass)
<Simetrical> PHILIP: Heh, sorry, I don't know the answer. Probably someone
else here does, if they notice the question. :D
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<robchurch> open source brion? i can compile my own?
<LeonWP> robchurch, you may also fork it.
<Simetrical> robchurch: Yeah, but you need a DNA compiler first.
<robchurch> woot
<Simetrical> It's self-compiling, but the hardware is a pain to work with.
<robchurch> so i can hack about the insides and make my own variant?
<robchurch> excellent
<LeonWP> sure robchurch
* robchurch goes to market the world's first cyber brion
<brion> buy me dinner first
<LeonWP> not sure what license it is, though; possible you may even sell it.
<robchurch> only if you're a commercial success
<LeonWP> wow
<LeonWP> I wonder who's the author
<Simetrical> It's really a derivative of two other works.
<Simetrical> Kind of mashed the different parts together randomly.
<Simetrical> Not sure that's eligible for copyright.
<LeonWP> so god is the very original author?
<Simetrical> LeonWP: I dunno, you'd have to go to court to see how that pans
out. Might be tricky there.
<robchurch> the good thing is, if you don't believe in Him, then the licence
problems just vanish
<robchurch> or would His work be ineligible for copyright anyway?
<robchurch> you can just imagine the Vatican would want to milk as much cash
out as possible
<NotACat> robchurch: problem is, if He believes in you, does his licence take
precedence? ;-)
<Simetrical> robchurch: You'd have to get a jury to agree that the
preponderance of the evidence falls against God's existence.
<Simetrical> In America.
<Simetrical> . . . good luck.
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[Mike_H is watching Olympic tryouts on Greek television]
<Mike_H> That's odd
<Mike_H> why are there random women running with the men?
<Mike_H> they run them together in Greece?
<Mark_Ryan> equal opportunities
<Mike_H> nvm
<Mike_H> it was an ugly man
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* Tooby|busy is now known as Tooby|died
* Simetrical robs Tooby|died's corpse
<Tooby|died> jackal :p
<Tooby|died> :)
<Simetrical> :(
<Simetrical> Jackals eat. They don't examine the watch for brand name and the
presence of gold before discarding it as a cheap fake and looking
for the wallet.
* Simetrical prefers to think that he has some dignity
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* Cybersoft is now known as Ceiling_Basilisk
* Ceiling_Basilisk is watching you masturbate
<Ceiling_Basilisk> but its the last time you do it
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<brion> we're very friendly
<timichal_> (except when he stabs you)
<brion> yeah but it's a loving kind of stab
<brion> gets you right in the heart, y'know?
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<sean_black> shit fuck crap ass motherfuck bitch, Morbo
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<Editor-at-Large> !google TehKewl1 likes spam
<TehKewlBot>
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/TehKewl1_2
* Editor-at-Large laughs
<TehKewl1> O_O
<Editor-at-Large> oh, that's priceless
<Editor-at-Large> XD
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<Lubaf> "In the Distopian justice system, the people are persecuted by two
seperate, yet equally important groups: The police who instigate crime,
and the district attorneys who persecute the innocent. These are their
stories."
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* gentgeen finds a wiki stealing wikipedia content without attribution
<Evil_Monkey> To the Copyright-Mobile!!!
<gentgeen> I think I'll try a personal email before I light up the GFDL-Signal
<gentgeen> as I think they stole an article I edited at some point
<Evil_Monkey> gentgeen: especially since we now know that Richard Stallman
sleeps with a katana under his bed
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<Shreshth91> !order pole dancers whoo hoo!
* WineSteward sees: Shreshth91 orders a round of pole dancers whoo hoo!.
* CableModem cuts the pole down with a hacksaw
* WineSteward sees: The waiter arrives and slips unluckily so that all of the
pole dancers whoo hoo! covers the floor.
<CableModem> HAHAHAH
<Shreshth91> LOLOLOLOLO
<kila> LOL
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<Mark_Ryan> I'd much prefer markRYAN or something like that
<Werdna> Mark_Ryan: you can use that...
<Werdna> it's like
<Werdna> mark <shout>RYAN</shout>
<Werdna> like brion VIBBER
<Werdna> I swear, whenever I see brion's username on Wikipedia, I feel like I
should be shouting the VIBBER bit and accompanying it with a
twenty-one gun salute.
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<Vague_Rant> Shit man, I hope when I die my articles aren't mentioned in my
obituary.
<Vague_Rant> What a depressing thing to be remembered for.
<Earle_Martin> "He edited articles such as 'Taxonomy of Pokemons',
'Minor characters in Star Trek TOS spinoff novels', and
'Anal bleaching'."
<Earle_Martin> He will be missed. *sniff*
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<YourVirginity> Is that a Ceiling_Cat on your ceiling or are you just happy to
see me?
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* Deon was gonna go to [[Fall Out Boy]] concert tonight :(
<petermdodge> That sounds horrible.
<petermdodge> In more ways than one
<Deon> =O
<petermdodge> I dont do that emo band crap.
<Luna-San> But then you realized that it was not, in fact, a scene, but in all
likelihood an arms race?
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<HemlockMartinis> I'm heading to bed, see y'all tomorrow night for another
edition of "Hemlock Martinis wanders the horrors of
[[Category:Uncategorized]] like Dante through Hell."
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<Messedrocker> "Dr. Pepper loses license to practice medicine following
incident"
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<mindspillage> Dear god. Now I picture goatse nightlights.
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<TheWeasel> First Life is a popular MMORPG
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<Psycho_Kirby> So I had this ride idea. I call it "The Speedy Deletion."
<Psycho_Kirby> It's a shooting game, something like the Buzz Lightyear thing at
Disney World...with a twist.
<Psycho_Kirby> You get points for shooting junk articles and lose points for
shooting good articles.
<Psycho_Kirby> So you would get points for shooting a narcissistic 13-year-old
girl.
<Psycho_Kirby> But if you shoot JFK, you lose points and a bunch of animatronic
conspiracy theorists find out it's all a theme park ride.
<Psycho_Kirby> And on the theme park, there would probably be an animatronic
Wikipe-tan somewhere.
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[13:44] <Random> so can anyone help me do a mass ucfd nomination?
[13:44] <Mike_H> Yeah, me neither
[13:44] <Mike_H> it hurts like a bitch
[13:45] * TheWeasel coughs
[13:45] <Gwern> Boochan: sure, but how many nongay men like butsexx?
[13:45] <Random> i'm gonna put together a list in a minute
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<Ellis> Saying "Can you shoot sub-zero lasers from your nipples and turn
objects into ice?" in any other channel than #wikipedia would have me
on many ignore lists by now.
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<auda> hiii room
<TEH_HERPES> Hello auda
<TEH_HERPES> We have been expecting you
<auda> ooh u know me
<TEH_HERPES> Don't you remember me?
<auda> in fact no
<auda> can u remind me
<TEH_HERPES> Itchy, the stripper from Miami. June of 2003...
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<robchurch> Powerball is an American lottery, apparently.
<robchurch> Amazing what this Wikipedia thingy's got in it.
<robchurch> It also says Wacko Jacko is Santa Claus.
<robchurch> Oh, hang on, that's Uncyclopedia.
<Slowking_Man> Wikipedia told me that Josh is gay
<zocky> 'Wikipedia "outs" Josh, who turns out to be straight' New York,
17 March 2007 - Wikipedia was rocked by another credibility scandal
today after it emerged that Josh, whom Wikipedia officially called gay
between 10:32 and 10:36 is in fact straight.
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( robchurch ) The great thing about a bug tracker is it stores things
indefinitely.
( robchurch ) The big problem with a bug tracker is that it stores things
indefinitely.
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( +gmaxwell ) Sorry. The wikimedia orbital space laser is controlled by
toolserver, as a result it seldom works.
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<Qxz> from the discussion on whether warning messages should be semi-protected:
<Qxz> "Do SOMETHING - I just told a user they'd be SHOT if they continued to
vandalize."
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-ChanServ:#wikipedia- Slowking_Man!n=slow@wikipedia/Slowking-Man enabled
notices of #wikipedia access list changes
-!- mode/#wikipedia [+o AntiSpamMeta] by ChanServ
-!- mode/#wikipedia [+b *!*@services.] by AntiSpamMeta
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<Thatcher-away> if you work for a health insurance company and are posting
from work under the name Orel Secs do you need another agenda?
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* dungodung starts chanting SUL
<brion-office> fuck sul, i've got pie
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<PullToOpen> capital letters are very important to our language
<Ceiling_Cat> PullToOpen - I COULD NOT AGREE MORE
<PullToOpen> capitalization is the difference between "will you help your uncle
jack off the horse" and "Will you help your Uncle Jack off the
horse"
* Ceiling_Cat watches PullToOpen and his uncle
* PullToOpen takes pictures and sends it to PETA
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( rtc ) commons allows about any license if it is being disguised properly.
( +timichal ) haha
( +timichal ) I mean, hah
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<+Coredesat> "choose life"?
<+Coredesat> what kind of AFD argument is that?
* +Coredesat watchlists this AFD ;)
<+Nilfanion> coredesat: you just want a give a pro-choice closure
<+Coredesat> XD
<+Nilfanion> "as a thinking administrator i exercise my right to choose to
abort this article"
<+Nilfanion> XD
<+Coredesat> hahahahaha
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<BoboTheNinja> Rejected Dr. Seuss book of the day: "One bitch, two bitch,
dead bitch, blue bitch."
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<Wizardman> I'm surpsrised American Idol fans haven't been destroying me.�
<dannyisme> DID YOU VOTE FOR SANJAYA�
<karynn> the only think i know baout sanjaya is that wikipedia's picture of him
is a copyvio.
<Hedley> Good general knowledge, that.
<Hedley> "So Sir, what do you know about X?" "Nothing at all.. but I know
X's article on Wikipedia has disputed factual accuracy."
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<Ceiling_Cat> "You know you are having a rough day when you start editing
articles on terrorists to get away from more
controversial articles"
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(on #wikimeia-tech)
<barklund> you say there are more than 1 db request at a time? :)
<intgr> Nah, Wikipedia can't be that popular.
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<robchurch> I could never become President. I'm British, I'm educated, I don't
care about gay marriage or abortion, I opposed the Iraq war, I don't
mind the French or the Germans and I don't watch Sesame Street.
<robchurch> Do not underestimate the influence of the Children's Television
Workshop.
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<robchurch> amidaniel, do you like the current arrangement of your internal
organs?
<amidaniel> robchurch: Quite frankly, no. They're illogical structure serves
only to reinforce my belief that there is no intelligent creator.
<amidaniel> Their*
<robchurch> God damn it. You're supposed to say you like your heart where it is
in your chest. And then I'm supposed to say something nasty and
threatening, and, well, it's all ruined now, isn't it.
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<Luigi30> hmm, there's an unblock request by a user named HolyChristianWarrior.
I'm sure this will end well
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<Simetrical> Now, why do we have wikis for extinct languages again?
<larne> Simetrical: because the foundation's mission is to distribute knowledge
to dead people.
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<Cool_Cat> 愛
<Gurch> 愛?
<Gurch> 愛愛愛愛愛愛愛愛愛愛
<Gurch> looks like space invaders
<Gurch> 愛 愛 愛 愛 愛 愛 愛 愛
<Gurch> '
<Gurch> /\
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* SugarGlider
(n=SugarGli@CPE0050bacb85e5-CM0014045c04ea.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com)
has joined #wikipedia
<SugarGlider> anybody in here?
<ST47> no
<Mr_Gustafson> no
<ST47> noone
<TwinsMetsFan> nah
<SugarGlider> ok then...
<ST47> 'there is none...no, not one'
* SugarGlider has quit (Client Quit)
<ST47> :)
<TwinsMetsFan> lmao
<wimt> heh
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* bumm13 shudders at the thought of someone flatulating into the mike while the
software is running
<bumm13> it might tell the story of Microsoft's history!
<Editor-at-Large> mic!
<Editor-at-Large> mic, not MIKE!
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< AmiDaniel_away> The JDK gives you the cracks, but it also gives you the doors
< AmiDaniel_away> PHP has no doors -- just cracks
* jimbojw is beginning to regret the cracks metaphor
* AmiDaniel_away plans to stop with the bad metaphors soon :D
< davidmccabe> it's a great metaphor.
< davidmccabe> MW as pile of rubble with people living in it.
< davidmccabe> millions of them.
< davidmccabe> of course, I wouldn't touch MW as it is, either, if it weren't
my day job.
< jimbojw> a pile of rubble ... with cracks?
< davidmccabe> or any PHP app.
< davidmccabe> jimbojw: the cracks define the shape. so yeah, basically. the
whole damn thing is giant cracks.
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<zocky> we should really do what germans did
<zocky> delete all the non-free images, and most of the cruft
<Rebent> ...
<Darksun> I'm not saying that just because a show is notable, all it's episodes
are. I'm saying that in some cases they are
<zocky> it would help us get rid of people who think cruft is important
<Rebent> zocky are you calling jews cruft?
<kenlyric> nothing can end well that starts with "we should do what the germans
did"
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<Mike_H> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wihtEhOnQU
<Mike_H> This is the gayest shit I've seen on soaps in a long time.
<Cyrius> I'd better not watch it
<Cyrius> if it's so gay Mike_H is saying it's gay
<Cyrius> it'll probably cause a hormone imbalance just from watching it
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<Animum> Real-Life, maybe?
<Animum> (The thing that comes in a can.)
<Riana> I've never heard of it. Tell me more!
<Animum> It's the greatest thing since sliced bread!! Pay $1.59 extra and you
can get "Dates in a can" free of charge!!!
<Riana> crikey. I must try this out. Does it come with 'sunshine in a tube'?
<Animum> No, that comes in a bottle.
<Riana> Oh. OK. Bottles break so easy though :(
<Animum> Oh, but this comes in an UNBREAKABLE BOTTLE!!!!!
<Riana> now you've convinced me, I must try it out
<Animum> Here you go, ma'am.
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<NotASpy> Shadow42: In common with all idiots on Wikipedia that do idiotic
things, it was because he was an idiot.
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<IceKarma> YourVirginity, hey, I've only been looking for you for about 15
years now ;)
<YourVirginity> IceKarma - ever since that night with the clown in the alley?
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<Hurricanehink> Full house, horrah
<Nilfanion> {{fact}}
<Titoxd> {{verify}}
<Hurricanehink> <ref>{{cite web|author=WPTC|year=2007|title=[[WP:TROP]]|accessdate=2007-08-14|url=#wiki-hurricanes}}
<Hurricanehink> </ref>
<Nilfanion> {{db-nonsense}}
<Titoxd> {{hangon}}
<Hurricanehink> {{underconstruction}}
<Titoxd> {{inuse}}
<Titoxd> {{template soup}}
<Hurricanehink> {{merge|WP:BJAODN}}
<Titoxd> {{merge|:m:Bash}}
<Hurricanehink> {{support}}
<Titoxd> {{poll bottom}}
<Hurricanehink> {{sofixit}}
=-= Mode #wiki-hurricanes +o Nilfanion by ChanServ
<Nilfanion> 00:39, 15 August 2007 Nilfanion (Talk | contribs | block) deleted
"#wiki-hurricanes" ([[CSD A3]] no content)
=-= Mode #wiki-hurricanes -o Nilfanion by Nilfanion
* Coredesat undeletes #wiki-hurricanes
* Coredesat re-deletes it as G1 (patent nonsense)
* Nilfanion lists on DRV... XD
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<FT2> CMoreschi - do you want to start [[List of groups that are treated
unequally by not having an 'allegations of apartheid' article about
them]] ?
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* Connel is not enjoying the 10 or so nagios-wm messages in #wikimedia-tech.
Knams seems to be unreachable, again?
* Connel shrugs. At least Mark fixed the DNS betwixt the tampa cluster and
toolserver.
<Hessianmuffin> Wow. "betwixt" was the most understandable part of that
comment.
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<VoiceOfAll> yes, all straight socks
<VoiceOfAll> (as opposed to gay socks)
<VoiceOfAll> :p
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* Riana gives Wikihermit an Uluru
* Wikihermit wonders what a Uluru is, but eats it anyways
<Riana> lol
<Riana> oi, Wikihermit.
* Wikihermit hopes a Uluru is food
<kmccoy> Wikihermit, it's probably pretty hard on your teeth.
<Pinball22> And extremely filling.
<Wikihermit> O RLY?
<Wikihermit> maybe I should have two?
<kmccoy> Rock on!
<Riana> and probably pretty sacrilegious to actually eat it
<kmccoy> Wikihermit, that's a rockin' idea.
* Wikihermit gives Riana a "hot dish"
* Riana whumps kmccoy
<kmccoy> Wikihermit, are you feeling a bit stoned now?
<Wikihermit> kmccoy: sure?
<Wikihermit> kmccoy: although I try to refrain from eating stones
<kmccoy> Wikihermit: Your voice is getting a bit gravelly, too.
<Riana> lol
<Riana> he's an earthy fellow, that Wikihermit
<Riana> OK I shouldn't try
<Wikihermit> :D
<kmccoy> tee hee
* Wikihermit is off to bed, night!
<Riana> indeed
<Riana> night Wikihermit
<kmccoy> Wikihermit: You'll sleep like a rock!
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* escape_goat goes outdoors where there is no ceiling so Ceiling_Cat couldn't
follow him
<escape_goat> to fap
* The359 calls the cops for indecent exposure
<Ceiling_Cat> escape_goat - Roof_cat has his eyes on you
<Ceiling_Cat> and if not roof_cat, tree_cat
<Ceiling_Cat> and if not tree_cat, sky_cat
<escape_goat> well, then you leave me no coice but to FAP IN MY MIND
<Ceiling_Cat> escape_goat - brain_cat is watching you FAP
<escape_goat> jeez, it's worse than living in England
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( gmaxwell ) My real concern is that at some point it will be changed from the
globe button which no one sees or clicks on.. to a big flashing
"VIEW THE MAP" button on 100,000 enwp articles, and toolserver
won't be able to handle the traffic. ;)
( flyingparchment ) nonsense, toolserver can handle all load. it has the
power of greyskull.
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(Vassyana) You never really do see RfAr's with comments like "My opponent is
pushing a pro-anal sex POV" or "Editor X consistantly refuses
removes references from peer-reviewed articles about the mechanics
of strap-on dildos"
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( flyingparchment ) when official people are saying the same things as me
trolling on irc, i think we might have operational issues
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<IsAMadman> Why is our ComCom guy explaining bukkake to kids...
<NotACow> IsAMadman: because kids are at about the same intellectual level as
members of the press
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<sean_black> kids today need to be more informed about tentacle sex, or they're
going to be popping out evil demon rapist babies
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* Physchim62 doesn't even want to imagine the ejaculation videos on wookiepedia
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<gmaxwell> sync sync sync senora sync your source code fine.
scap scap scap senora scap it all the time.
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<Mike_H> Wikipedia:Civility is an official policy. If you don't keep it, you
risk being banished. --Kjoonlee 14:45, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
<Mike_H> rofl, "banished." Like this is the Middle Ages.
<LaraLove> Didn't Romeo get banished? From Verona?
<Mike_H> All I remember from 9th grade English class is that he died at the
end. And so did she.
<LaraLove> Tragic.
<Mike_H> If the Montagues and the Capulets just followed WP:CIVIL, it wouldn't
have even been an issue.
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<SNORLAX> are you calling enumclaw a pokemon?
<Ceiling_Cat> SNORLAX - go expandify [[Mr. Hands]]
<Ceiling_Cat> Pixxxxxxxxxxxxx plz
<SNORLAX> I think the horse expanded him enough
<Ceiling_Cat> lulz
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<domas> people are so pushy nowadays
<domas> poor brion
<domas> he doesn't have right to tell 'I don't care'
<domas> ;(
<domas> and everyone can annoy him :(
<domas> brion: how's SUL?! :-)
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*in the toolserver channel*
( siebrand ) twincest: any idea why I cannot 'svn up' on stable ts?
( twincest ) please, be more vague
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<gwern> when your only tool is birth control, every problem looks like
something you can safely have sex with
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<domas> thats the profile of 'go' feature
<domas> all it does in this case is a redirect
<domas> I wonder, how it managed to actually parse something
<domas> and of course, let's load all messages
<domas> you never know which language is HTTP in
<domas> Location: for some, Położenie for Poles.
<domas> Сървър: Апачи
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<slakr> o/~ I'm bringin' rollin'back
<animum> Yeah!
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<LuciferTiger> i actually Lolled at Viagra_Cat
<Viagra_Cat> :)
<gwern> what viagra spam would cats get? 'is ur d1ck not spiny enuff? does she
only mewl and not yowl when you pull backwards? get premium V I A G R A
now, meow!'
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From the OTRS channel:
<al_tally> who is that?
<al_tally> o nvm
<al_tally> Delphine's daughter, right?
<cary> ya
<schiste> cary what about creating an OTRS account for emma right now?
<cary> I think you should suggest that to Guillaume
<cary> She would need an email address first
<jredmond> geez, she's how many days old and she doesn't have an e-mail address
yet?
<jredmond> her parents are such slackers.
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* NotAYert has quit ("SPICE GIRLS CONCERT- FEBUARY 3RD<3333333")
<The359> ...Spice Girls?
<Krimpet> "febuary"?
<Gracenotes> hyphen instead of dash?
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(on the toolserver channel)
( Aviator ) i wonder why the stable server is such an unstable server
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<Wizardman> i think i need to shave down there.
<al_tally> ....
<Wizardman> and by down there i mean my beard
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From the OTRS channel:
<jayvdb> Mark_Ryan: it is this ticket https://secure.wikimedia.org/otrs/index.pl?Action=AgentTicketZoom&TicketID=690781
<jayvdb> it shouldnt have a child :-(
<Mark_Ryan> it's an unfit parent?
<Ral315> jayvdb: You could have an abortion, or put the ticket up for adoption.
<Ral315> There are lots of loving ticket families waiting for a child ticket.
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( Monobi2 ) Why are Wikipedians unethical?
( NotACow ) Monobi2: because they take after jimmy, i suppose.
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<[21655]> it's called Sense of Humour. Your copy must have expired...
<[21655]> ...may I recommend version 2.0 w/ added sarcasm?
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* Ceiling_Cat observes Schrodinger_Cat
<Schrodinger_Cat> Ceiling_Cat: O NOES! MY WAVEFUNCTION, YOU COLLAPSED IT!
<Ceiling_Cat> Schrodinger_Cat - if only I had a penny for every time some
pretty girl complained about me collapsing her wave function
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--Discussing RuneScape in #wikipedia-en --
<monoxide> lol....me and some other school people decided to play RS rather
than do assignments
<monoxide> And we go on there
<monoxide> and start being jeks
<monoxide> and some level 80 guy says "doods, get a life"
<monoxide> epic irony
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( Majorly ) lol @ this RfA question
( Majorly ) "What is your stance on WP:BEANS?"
( NotASpy ) I only like Beans if they've got those nice mini sausages in them.
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<ral315> Dumb question, but do we have any power with Google to fix a really
dumb search result?
<ral315> Googling "Prince Albert" returns the genital piercing before the
prince.
<ral315> I think this is because [[Prince Albert]] is a redirect, but if there
was a way to fix that easily, it'd be nice.
<brion> ral315: honestly, which do you think is more popular? :)
<ral315> brion: Apparently parents of young children prefer the prince.
<ral315> It's hard to reply to an OTRS e-mail: I'm sorry your daughter saw an
erect penis with a piece of metal through the urethra on our site.
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<Messedrocker> to anglos it sounds like a song about a girl with extreme
fetishes
<Potty> i have fetishes
* Ceiling_Cat puts a {{furry}} sticker on Potty's forehead
<Potty> not furry
* Lucifer_Cat huggles Potty_Cat
<Potty> NO
* Ceiling_Cat takes pixxxxxxxxxxx
<Potty> stop
<Lucifer_Cat> Potty: lol if you love WP, this should be the last place you
should stray into :P
<Lucifer_Cat> <kidding>
<Ceiling_Cat> Lucifer_Cat - We all love Wikipedia in different ways
<Ceiling_Cat> I love it like Ike loved Tina
<Ceiling_Cat> (the hard way)
<Potty> like my uncle did to me when i was a kid
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<SteveCrossin> bleh
<SteveCrossin> erm
<SteveCrossin> what is a vigina
<SteveCrossin> lol
<(Name removed upon request)> The vagina that belongs to a virgin?
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<Howcheng> RyRyRyRyRyRyRyRyRyRyRyRy
<Rjd0060> the next person to say ryry is gonna be banned banned
<SteveCrossin> :o
<Rjd0060> ;)
* bstone is a joker
<bstone> ryry
<WBOSITG> oh
<WBOSITG> lol
<Rjd0060> :O
<Sunderland2006> ryry
<SteveCrossin> bstone -_-
* bstone dies laughing
<WBOSITG> omg that's loads
<bstone> LOAD
<bstone> zOMGz
<Juliancolton> Rjd0060: [[WP:BEANS]]
<Rjd0060> bstone: huh?
* Rjd0060 moves to ban bstone and Sunderland2006
<Juliancolton> "the next person to say ryry is gonna be banned banned"
<WBOSITG> xD
<WBOSITG> I do
* bstone rejects Rjd0060's motion
<SteveCrossin> ryryryryryrr
<Sunderland2006> Rjd0060, You have just broke your own statement
<SteveCrossin> ryry ryry ryry ryry ryry
<bstone> ryryryryryryryryryryryryryryry
<TenPoundHammer>
ryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryry
<WBOSITG> OMG shut up
<WBOSITG> ;p;
<SynergeticMag> which one?
<SteveCrossin> lol
<bstone> ryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryry
<WBOSITG> * lol
<WBOSITG> * lol
<bstone> lol
<Rjd0060> no but seriously, thats annoying
<SteveCrossin> ban us all lol
<bstone> it is
* Juliancolton is now known as ryry
<SynergeticMag> ok can we please stop with the ryry crap?
<bstone> BAN THE #
* Howcheng regrets having started that trend
<SteveCrossin> lol ryry
<Sunderland2006> ryry, hey
* bstone dies laughing
<ryry> Yo
<WBOSITG> :P
<bstone> yo, ryry !
* bstone is now known as TheRealryry
<TheRealryry> HELLO
* SteveCrossin is now known as RyRy5
<RyRy5> ohai
* TheRealryry is now known as RyRy6
<Rjd0060> if you're gonna impersonate people, ...
<RyRy6> please ignore ryry5
* RyRy5 is now known as SteveCrossin
* ryry is now known as Juliancolton
* RyRy6 is now known as bstone
<Rjd0060> thank you :)
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(seen on the steward channel)
! drini has some theory about the vandalbots on enwiki a few years ago, you
know those "OMG SHANEL HAS HUGE BOOBS" thing
<drini> I think the bot master was pathoschild hitting on shanel
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* Dendodge wishes Wikipedia would get a decent server and stop using Jimbo's
Windows 95 laptop
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-- #wikimedia-commons --
<Bryan> Free Love, Love that you can freely share, mix and use commercially!
<monoxide> But beware of trademarks!
--and a few moments later--
<Bryan> I wonder what GFDL love is like
<Bryan> you should copy the full 2 page license text when you share this love?
<monoxide> that's a massive condom!
<Bryan> :P
<Bryan> better safe than sorry
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-- #wikipedia-en-admins --
* OhanaUnited (i=OhanaUni@i209-195-71-15.cia.com) has joined
#wikipedia-en-admins
* east718|away saw OhanaUnited's cia.com hostmask and did a double-take for a
sec
<OhanaUnited> lol
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<Werdna> somebody put the werdnabot template in a section on a page
<Werdna> so it archived the werdnabot template.
<Werdna> and therefore the werdnabot template got archived from the archive.
<Werdna> and therefore the werdnabot template got archived from the archive
archive
<Werdna> and so on
<Rjd0060> :O Thats not good :P
<MZMcBride> Ahh. Loops.
<Werdna> indeed.
<Rjd0060> How many times did it go?
* Rjd0060 is too lazy to look
<Werdna> I dunno, check Werdnabot's deleted contribs
<MZMcBride> Time to block indefinitely!
<MZMcBride> Ohh.
<Rjd0060> ah; not too many luckily
<Werdna> oh nooes
<Rjd0060> m User talk:Brews ohare/Archive 1/Archive 1/Archive 1/Archive 1/
Archive 1/Archive 1/Archive 1/Archive 1/Archive 1/Archive 1
(Automated archival of 26 sections from User talk:Brews ohare/
Archive 1/Archive 1/Archive 1/Archive 1/Archive 1/Archive 1/
Archive 1/Archive 1/Archive 1)
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<Pilotguy> !q Will I find a job?
<Wikilinker> Pilotguy: Yes
<Pilotguy> oh boy!
<Warpath> :D
<Warpath> !q Will I get laid? :D
<Wikilinker> Warpath: No
<Warpath> :~(
<Warpath> not fair *cries* :~(
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*giggyzorz thought Phoenixwi is the monster under your bed.
<Phoenixwi> >:-(
<giggyzorz> XD
* Phoenixwi is, and sets your bed on fire :-p
* giggyzorz is sad.
<giggyzorz> can't sleep, burning bed will eat me.
<Phoenixwi> loo
<giggyzorz> [[User:Can't sleep, burning bed will eat me]]
<Phoenixwi> LOL
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<OhanaUnited> oh well, at least not as many as giggy (H2O)
* giggyaway is now known as giggy
<OhanaUnited> oh shit
* giggy waves to OhanaUnited
* OhanaUnited runs
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* SteveCrossin was coding in BASIC in 1198
<SteveCrossin> *1998
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<Species8472> Jimbo? Isn't that the guy banned for editting articles about
himself?
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<snow_leopard> !q I'm going to wikimania, right?
<Wikilinker> snow_leopard: No
<snow_leopard> !q you lying?
<Wikilinker> snow_leopard: No
<snow_leopard> !q are you fuking with me?
<Wikilinker> snow_leopard: Yes
<snow_leopard> hahahaha
<WaRpAtH> XD XD XD
<WaRpAtH> best yet \o/
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<WBOSITG> wtf is cbs
<Mel> O_o
<MinuteElectron> candaian tv station i think
<MinuteElectron> or us
<Mel> you dont know? O_o
<WBOSITG> I don't
<WBOSITG> I'm Scottish
<Mel> you is O_o
<Mel> er
<WBOSITG> We know nothing
<WBOSITG> Can CBS be deepfried?
<Mel> exactly :D
<Mel> no
<Mel> it cannot
<WBOSITG> then I don't want to know about it
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* Mel farts in celebration
* PeterSymonds has left irc.freenode.net (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by
peer))
<Mel> heh I killed PeterSymonds :O
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<privatemusings> admins! - they're like buses.... you wait - then three come at
once! :-)
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(seen on #mediawiki)
<Splarka> Titoxd: I am starting to think brion has created an SVN daemon with a
Minesweeper UI
<Splarka> that or Doom
<Titoxd> what, to shoot zombie patchers?
<Titoxd> :P
<Splarka> *bang* "reverting r12345"
<OverlordQ> what, if he hits a mine it rever . . . lol :)
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! Beetstra performs "d[^_^]b =~ s/_/_____/;" to increase d[^_^]b's headsize
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(in #wikipedia-simple)
* PeterSymonds (n=chatzill@wikipedia/PeterSymonds) has joined #wikipedia-simple
* Chenzw welcomes PeterSymonds
* PeterSymonds is welcomed, waves at Chenzw and channel
* Synergy|busy gets smacked in the face by a waving hand
<Synergy|busy> >:(
* PeterSymonds is sorry
<Chenzw> :DD
<Synergy|busy> 'p
<Synergy|busy> or ;p
<Chenzw> You make the room look so small :P
<LaraLove> Synergy|busy: suck it up, son. Not his fault you gotta big head.
>_>
<Synergy|busy> :'(
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<bstone> i keep farting i dont know why
<bstone> over and over
<White_Cat> bstone gas leak
<White_Cat> the government will soon charge you
<bstone> White_Cat, they should add a hose to my anus and caputre my methane
<White_Cat> maybe they already have
<bstone> well i doubt it as i am traveling internationally and super exhausted
<Chenzw_aw> bstone: Are you travelling by air or car?
<White_Cat> Chenzw he is being catapulted
<White_Cat> so by air till he lands
<White_Cat> bstone international travel can be fun
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<Narson> De jure is when men in funny wigs say I shouldn't steal your money. De
facto is when I punch you and steal your money.
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<YixilTesiphon> I tagged this for speedy:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Embalmer_(band) but the creater
added a holdon and appears to have established notability for
it, can somebody who knows more about music evaluate that?
<Yamakiri> YixilTesiphon: KILL IT WITH FIRE
<YixilTesiphon> Yamakiri: you want to add the speedy tag back?
<Yamakiri> um
<Yamakiri> let me read it first
<Yamakiri> no
<Yamakiri> It looks long now
<Yamakiri> Just be privately angry
<YixilTesiphon> I don't give a damn, just found it when I was trolling new pages
<Yamakiri> "trolling new pages" XD
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* kylu hms... kylu's bedroom is oddly enough nearly all browns and tans.
* kylu supposes that's why kylu's so boring. ;.;
<harej> kylu has an ubunturoom
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<kwsn> so wait
<kwsn> what's going no now
<kwsn> *on no
<kwsn> ...
<kwsn> **ON NOW
<kwsn> T_T
<kmccoy> Wow.
<kmccoy> That was awesome.
* kwsn failed taht
<kwsn> ...
<kmccoy> May I post that to bash?
* kwsn gives up
<kmccoy> This whole thing, in fact?
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<Ceiling_Cat> Roux - yes, but according to his logic, at some point,
you might have eaten an apple that turned you gay
<Ceiling_Cat> and therefore, your homosexuality was a choice
<[roux]> Ceiling_Cat: It wasn't an apple ;)
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<_mary_kate_> something is wrong with the fi.wikipedia. instead of being
written in a human language, it's just full of weird letters
* siebrand2 raises an eyebrow.
<_mary_kate_> look: Yritän saada kahta kuvaa vierekkäin artikkelissa "Yellow
(kappale)".
<simonrvn> yeh, it's called finnish
<werdnus> weirdos :P
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( @_mary_kate_ ) hmm, apparently i resolve bugs much quicker when i have beer
( @_mary_kate_ ) i wonder if wikimedia.de would buy me some
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<Ceiling_Cat> I feel naked without one
:P
* Mark_Ryan feels Ceiling_Cat naked
<Ceiling_Cat> Mark_Ryan - this is IRC, not church ;)
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<mattbuck> The following is an announcement on behalf of Wikimedia Commons:
People of wikipedia, if you don't want to see a penis, DON'T
SEARCH FOR PENIS
Thankyou, that is all.
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<werdnum> Krimpet: Your quit message freaks me out.
<Krimpet> "Krimpet has quit IRC"? Sorry, I need to sleep
and go to class and all. :)
<werdnum> Krimpet: no, "My hosiery is bunching"
<Krimpet> Oh, I forgot I put that there. :p
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<ST47> |X|: I really have no idea what I'm talking about for the most
part either
<brion> i know just enough to delegate to mark ;)
<ST47> The difference, brion, is that you get paid to do it, and I don't
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<StewardBot> xxx changed user rights for xxxxxxxx@enwiki from sysop to (none)
with the following comment:
[[Steward requests/Permissions|request]] and
http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk%3Axxxxxxx&diff=#########&oldid=#########
<Tiptoety> Another one bites the dust.
<|X|> doom doom doom doom
<|X|> Another one bites the dust...
<WaRpAtH> another one bites the dust
<Mike_lifeguard> another one rides the bus
<Prodego> another one requests a rename to User:Gus
<WaRpAtH> and another has a cut and ewww pus
<WaRpAtH> geeks don't make gud rappers 9_9
<|X|> <u>R</u>eturns <u>A</u>nd <u>P</u>arse errors?
<WaRpAtH> thats rape |X| :\
<Tiptoety> Good one |X|.
<|X|> Shit. Did not see that. :(
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<Huntster> I delete pages // that are utter works of shite // without any
remorse.
<Huntster> haikus are hard...
<Marybelle> They're supposed to have nature references. :P
<Huntster> "shite"?
<Huntster> that's, um, natural...
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<Ironholds|Away> I'm a student, I don't have money for drugs
<Ironholds|Away> plus my girlfriend would tear me limb from limb
<DarkoNeko> who need drug when you can have sex ?
<Ironholds|Away> darkoneko: my girlfriend is about 120 miles away, so I lose
out in both
<Ironholds|Away> I'm well endowed, but not THAT well endowed :P
<DarkoNeko> ouch
<|X|> Ironholds|Away, that's what the internet is for
<Ironholds|Away> X: this is true
<Ironholds|Away> and that worked fine until she found out I was saving videos
of the webcam feed
<|X|> Just check your spam folder, you'll be well endowed there :)
<Ironholds|Away> haha
<Ironholds|Away> see my theory is that spammers wouldn't send out such emails
if they didn't get responses
<[Panda]> Yep
<Ironholds|Away> so somewhere there is a guy with fake rolexes up each arm, a
21-inch cock and a permanent boner
<Ironholds|Away> and a PC I assume
<Ironholds|Away> not a laptop, laptops and stiffys are a bad combination
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<MrZ-man> # 2009-01-19T07:06:59 AntiAbuseBot (Talk | contribs | block)
blocked Chris G (Talk | contribs) (account creation blocked,
e-mail blocked, cannot edit own talk page) with an expiry
time of infinite (abuse) (unblock | change block)
<MrZ-man> its attacking its creator!
<MrZ-man> zomg skynet
* MrZ-man ducks and covers
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=-= thingg is now known as obama
<NuclearWarfare> Dammit, thingg controls me
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<PeterSymonds> "Sun and air" has been deleted (view • salt). See the deletion
log for a record of recent deletions.
<PeterSymonds> heh, you're all doomed
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<NuclearWarfare> 4chan raid was scary
<kirjain_X> NuclearWarfare, yeah
<NuclearWarfare> jdelanoy owned everyone
<NuclearWarfare> Basically, the alerts channel pinged every 15 seconds with an
adminbot block
<NuclearWarfare> We ran about 3 unauthorized adminbots + 1 half one (jdelanoy)
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* PeterSymonds grabs his fork
<[garden]> eewww, grabs his fork
<[garden]> XD
<PeterSymonds> how immature >.>
<PeterSymonds> :p
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<yksinaisyyteni> werdnum: unlike, apparently, everyone else, i've never had a
problem entering the US
<TimStarling> it depends on the time of day, at the major airports
<TimStarling> the length of the queue
<closedmouth> and whether you have a bomb strapped to you or not
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* [roux] chews on [garden]
<[garden]> noeeeeeeez
<DarkoNeko> [roux] eats grass
<[roux]> No, I smoke that.
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<[iMatthew]> !admin JulianC93 is abusing !admin to inform us that jdelanoy is
abusing !admin to inform us of JulianC93's abuse of !admin to
inform us of [iMatthew]'s abuse of !admin
<[iMatthew]> OH CRAP
<jdelanoy> whoa
<[iMatthew]> WRONG CHANNEL
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<DarkoNeko> he listens to country.
<[garden]> In Soviet Russia country listens to YOU
<[garden]> (as long as YOU are Stalin)
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<Patton123> seen von ryans express?
<Iceflow> Probably stuck in a snow drift, Patton123 :)
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<kmccoy> Mike_H.
<Prodego> kmccoy.
<kmccoy> Prodego
<Prodego> ah, but you missed the period
the period is important, esp if you are grawp
<kmccoy> That's because I'm pregnant.
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<Ottava> If you ever meet a Wikipedian irl, just kick them in the balls
<Ottava> because chances are they don't need them. ; /
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<Until_It_Sleeps> .count I really suck, because my penis
<SoxBot> I really suck, because my penis has 7 contributions. For more info,
see http://toolserver.org/~soxred93/ec/I_really_suck%2C_because_my_penis
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<jdelanoy> Versageek: /me is in bed right now :)
* Versageek too
* Kylu blinks. "I didn't even know you two were friends."
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<[Soap]> funny looking turtle: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/42/Galapagos_giant_tortoise_Geochelone_elephantopus.jpg
<kirjain_X> [Soap], we watched a video of them in bio having sex
<JulianC93> O_O
<JulianC93> O_o
<kirjain_X> JulianC93, they were very slow
<kirjain_X> And they were like... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmphhhhh
<JulianC93> haha
<kirjain_X> Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmph
<[Soap]> do turtles most just a slowly during sex as they do the rest of the
time?
<kirjain_X> Yes
<[Soap]> ok
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<Mark_Away> Ceiling_Cat, that answers dcoetzee's question quite well
<Ceiling_Cat> I am to please.
<Ceiling_Cat> aim, even
<Mark_Away> Are you to please?
<Ceiling_Cat> Mark_Away - I am more pleasing than a $3 hooker on st. patty's
day
<Mark_Away> what are $3 hookers like?
<dcoetzee> Mark_Away: They generally stand in a field all day and say "moo."
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<slakr> it kind of would be fun to be jailbait again... be like 14 and look
like you're 21 or something
<slakr> I could make CNN when I buttsecks a teacher
<slakr> :P
<the_undertow> yeah, considering you're homeschooled, thats just messed up
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<Neurolysis> Boriss: THIS POOR, DEFENSELESS GIRL
<Neurolysis> THIS POOR
<Neurolysis> THIS POOR GIRL
<Boriss> HER SAD VUGINA
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<Ironholds> I do love kent.
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<[Soap]> aaaggghh!!! elephants have more brain cells than humans!!
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<Chenzw> [Soap]: Can I bash it? :)
<Neurolysis> yes we can
<Neurolysis> can we kick it?
<Neurolysis> yes we can
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(in PM, talking about a #wikipedia-en-unblock request)
<Emachman> Well first, <retracted>, you must go to your local town offices
<Emachman> Ask for an unblock form, and they will give it to you
<jdelanoy> XD
<Emachman> After filling out the form, mail it to the local OTRS offices
<Emachman> Wait 4-6 weeks
<jdelanoy> fill it out in [[Monsters, INC|sextuplicate]]
* jdelanoy <3's red tape sometimes
<Emachman> If they think you are worthy of an unblock, your request will be
forwarded to the higher management
<Emachman> They will email you, asking you to fill out 3 more forms in
sextuplicate
<Emachman> Mail those to a Wikipedia admin
<Emachman> After 10-15 [[Monday|buisness days]], your request will be forwarded
to Jimbo
<jdelanoy> lol
<Emachman> You will be added to his waiting list.
<Emachman> Wait 3 months
<Emachman> If he thinks you are worthy to edit wikipedia again, you will be
unblocked
<jdelanoy> but he will generally deem you worth only if you grovel at his feet
while wearing a banana suit singing "It's peanut butter jelly time"
<jdelanoy> and dancing
<jdelanoy> ...
<jdelanoy> poorly
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<Maximr> I'm having a weird blacklist problem
...
<lustiger_seth> all com-domains were blocked.
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<Res2216firestar> Well, I just found out that wubi won't work unless I defrag
my hard drive
-Emachman/##juliancolton- SO DEFRAG!
-PeterSymonds/##Juliancolton- NO U!
-Res2216firestar/##Juliancolton- I AM!
-Emachman/##juliancolton- !U ON
-PeterSymonds/##Juliancolton- that's what she said
-Emachman/##juliancolton- I fail
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( mattbuck ) hmm, viagra/penis enhancement spammers are idiots
( mattbuck ) they started bombaring me with messages AFTER my gf dumped me
( mattbuck ) not when they would do some amount of good
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* jdelanoy didn't see Newyorkbrad was in here :O
* jdelanoy behaves
(the following day, as Rlevse joins the same channel)
<jdelanoy> zomg what is up with arbcom members coming in here?
* jdelanoy now has to behave again :(
{the following day, as Wizardman joins the same channel}
<jdelanoy> damn, /another/ arb
* jdelanoy hates behaving
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(after Newyorkbrad was joking around with him...)
* Shappy is going to be the first person blocked for BITING an arb
<Newyorkbrad> Hey, we have a policy on that
<Newyorkbrad> [[WP:BITE]]
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<NuclearWarfare> !delete [[zh-yue:澳門歌手列表]] r=Vandalism
<Dellieplagiat> NuclearWarfare: [[zh-yue:澳門歌手列表]] has been scheduled for
termination
<kylu> y'know, there's something kinda ominous about "NuclearWarfare:
[[zh-yue:(something in chinese)]] has been scheduled for termination"
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< closedmouth> are all sexists just sexy racists?
< Neurolysis> yes
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< Narson> it is not 'being an arse' for Ironholds, it is called 'Being awake'.
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<Ottava> Where are you from, Icy?
* Icy|afkish scratches her forehead. Earth, at last check.
<Ottava> Thats a big place.
* Res2216firestar is from mars, a much smaller place
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=-= Shappy is now known as Shappy|Birthday
<iMatt|snow> Shappy Birthday to you
<iMatt|snow> Shappy Birthday to you
<iMatt|snow> Shappy Birthday dead Shappy
<iMatt|snow> Shappy Birthday to you
<Shappy|Birthday> dead?
<Shappy|Birthday> i'm not dead!
<iMatt|snow> dear*
<iMatt|snow> :)
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<Ottava> oh gesh, that is weird
<Ottava> User Meow : )
<Ottava> Rename them to Meowth
<Ottava> THATS RIGHT!
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<jdelanoy> Flaming: you are fine
<flaming> i know... but most people don't openly compliment my looks like that
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<jdelanoy>
http://toolserver.org/~soxred93/topedits/index.php?name=J.delanoy&namespace=0
<jdelanoy> lol
<jdelanoy> how do I have 37 edits on [[0]]?
<jdelanoy> 29 - ICarly
<jdelanoy> o_O
<jdelanoy> O_o
<jdelanoy> AAAAAHHHH
<jdelanoy> 27 - High_School_Musical_3:_Senior_Year
* jdelanoy runs
<jdelanoy> MAKE ME UNSEE IT!!!!
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<Ironholds> You FUCKBAG.
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<JulianC93> Admins' motto: Bold, revert, [[Special:BlockIP]]
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* Lubaf wonders, appripos of nothing, if "avocado + hummus < penis + vagina"
and "avocado + hummus > penis + bear trap" are sane things to say.
<Lubaf> And, regardless of that, exactly how creepy those two quotes are.
<Lubaf> Is the combination of the two creepier then each individually?
<Ironholds> The idea that you spend time thinking about these things trumps all
of those for creepiness.
<chzz> Oh wow, that's a coincidence. I am actually eating hummus right now!
<chzz> No avocado tho
<Lubaf> Ironholds: Yes, but I'm trying to calibrate my creepy-o-meter.
<Lubaf> That's what brought the question on.
<chzz> Well, you might as well say xylophone=avocado+hummus, thus
(penis+vagina)>xylophone>(penis+bear trap)
<chzz> hence (penis+vagina)>(penis+bear trap)
<Lubaf> chzz: It appears to be in the context of "avocado + humus" as an
experience.
<chzz> hence vagina>bear trap
<chzz> Yes, but I have just proved that a vagina is greater than a bear trap
<Lubaf> I think the "+" is overloaded in this case, so that result might not be
valid.
<chzz> And I managed to eliminate penis. Which is nice.
<Ironholds> Chzz: the film Teeth, though.
<Ironholds> I'd take a bear trap over that.
<Ironholds> Because I'm not stupid to stick my wingwong into a bear trap in the
first place.
<chzz> I was, of course, making the assumption that the penis is not
imaginary.
<chzz> In those equations.
<Lubaf> I'm more interested in the creepiness value of those statements, which
is independent of their values as mathematical statements.
<chzz> I don't find avocado to be particularly creepy.
<Lubaf> Is the combination more creepy than the sum of the creepiness of the
two statements considered independently?
<Ironholds> Unless it was aids-infected diana-hating muslim immigrant
kiddy-fiddling terrorist unemployed heroin junkie avocado.
<Ironholds> Then the daily mail would be alllll over it.
<Ironholds> They do love their nonce vegetables they do.
[Later...]
<Lubaf> I'm particularly interested in whether "avocado + hummus < penis +
vagina" is more or less creepy than "avocado + hummus > penis + bear
trap".
<Lubaf> Anybody have any evaluation of the relative creepiness of those two
statements?
<chzz> Maybe if you put each term into google images, you could rate the
creepiness by how many pages you have to go through before you find
something creepy.
<Ironholds> Lubaf: second > first sentence.
<Lubaf> Ironholds: I figured that, but is there an objective way to measure
that?
<Ironholds> Lubaf: if a girl was to say that to you in bed, how quickly would
you become flaccid.
<Ironholds> There is your test.
<Lubaf> Ironholds: That's a measure of anti-sexiness, not creepiness.
<Ironholds> Hmm, good point.
<chzz> Surely avocado and hummus could be quite erotic, in some
circumstances.
<Ironholds> Hummus? nooo.
<Ironholds> Avocado, probably.
<Ironholds> (probably not)
<chzz> I kive hummus.
<chzz> s/kive/love/ (total keyboard failure)
<Lubaf> Ironholds: Think whipped cream.
<chzz> and 1 cup.
<chzz> :-)
<Ironholds> Eww.
<Lubaf> Still, I'm trying to evaluate a given statement for sheer creepiness
factor relative to another. Is there such a scheme?
<chzz> I guess some folk would find a bear trap quite erotic too.
<Ironholds> Chzz: bears into S&M, say.
<chzz> Do bears eat avocado?
<chzz> I can't see them being terribly keen on hummus; they always seem quite
stressed. Maybe they *need* more hummus.
<Ironholds> Or SSRIs.
<Ironholds> actually, medicating bears? Can't end well.
<chzz> OMG, I think the question is comprehensively answered.
[chzz proceeds to link to a picture of a avocado colored stuffed bear; not
reproduced here for subtly obvious reasons]
<chzz> KILL IT WITH HAMMERS!!!eleven111
* chzz goes back to GA reviewing :-s
[Much later...]
<Lubaf> Ironholds: I finally found an objective way of determining which of the
two statements "avocado + hummus < penis + vagina" and "avocado +
hummus > penis + bear trap" is creepier.
<Lubaf> And, further, whether the statement "avocado + hummus > penis + bear
trap" is creepier than the statement "I'm interested in an objective
method of evaluating whether the statement "avocado + hummus < penis +
vagina" is more or less creepy than the statement "avocado + hummus >
penis + bear trap"."
<DanielB|Sleep> oh god
<DanielB|Sleep> i thought we let the avocado penis hommus bear vagina trap
thing go... :)
<closedmouth> i don't even like hummus
<Lubaf> closedmouth: How about avocado?
<closedmouth> even less so
<Lubaf> Or, for that matter, penis or vagina?
<Lubaf> Or even bear traps?
<closedmouth> i'm not sold on penis or bear traps
<Atyndall> This channel is becoming increasingly disturbing
<Lady_Aleena> Atyndall, you are just fuguring that out?
<Atyndall> Lady_Aleena: Nope, unfortunately :P
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<Boriss_> my pantyline = full protect
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<PeterSymonds> I had a really funny incident on the train today.
<PeterSymonds> I was reading my horoscope because I was bored, and it said
"you are going to experience grievous bodily harm".
<Until_It_Sleeps> O_O
<PeterSymonds> So I passed it to my friend, who's was "You are angry. Let it
out."
<JulianC93> O_O
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* {} flirts with Ceiling_Cat
<ijustam> uh oh
<ijustam> ceiling cat is being hit on by what appears to be a vagina
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<Shappy> Lol
<Shappy> DSP, eitherway: From [[Coprophagia]]. "Humans do it only on rare
occasions and it is looked down upon in most societies today."
<unilinky> http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coprophagia
<DSP> Wait...
<DSP> It is looked down upon?
<DSP> If that's the case, I totally don't do it
<Shappy> Oh shit. :|
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<Ottava> I kept having to do small edits because of the edit war
<Ottava> I was like the Red Cross
<Ottava> having to dodge bullets
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|<-- DataBot-blocks has left freenode (Excess Flood)
<Until_It_Sleeps> LoreBot: Hello
<Until_It_Sleeps> :S
<Until_It_Sleeps> Did that kill all of my bots?
<LoreBot> Until_It_Sleeps: Probably
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<Bullzeye> holy shit there's swimming monkeys on tv
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<Matthewedwards> well, of course, a picture of my face would be much better
<User 2> I tried one at first, but it got deleted because they said you
couldn't show mule asses on wikipedia
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* iMattzilla attacks Rlevse at the door
|<-- Rlevse has left freenode (Remote closed the connection)
<iMattzilla> Sorry guys, I was very hungry.
<Rjd0060> Now you've scared him off.
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<Lucifer_Cat> La_Pianista: 24 years of power then your sould belongs to me?
<La_Pianista> Sould = sold soul?
<Lucifer_Cat> indeed
<La_Pianista> I love typos that make new portmanteaus.
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[00:39] <La_Pianista> Did you know that Debussy once wrote a piece called,
"Jimbo's Lullaby"?
[00:40] <Freudian|Sleep> was it then renamed to "Sagner's Co-Lullaby"?
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<One> I like how it seems like Florida has a communist-era Five-Year Plan for
winning World Series titles
<One> Year 1 being the year after they win their last one
<One> and then their records go:
<One> 62-100, 65-97, 72-90, 81-81, HOLY SHIT WORLD SERIES TITLE 92-70!
<One> lather rinse repeat
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* jdelanoy runs around waving his arms in the air
<JulianC93> SWINE FLU
<Emachman> SHVINE FLU
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<JulianC93> ISOBot whatis arbcom
<ISOBot> arb is Standard Arabic
<JulianC93> heh
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<Wizardman> lol, bio. other sciences are more fun
<NuclearWarfare> Science in general is great
<Wizardman> Chem = blow shit up. Physics = make things to blow shit up. Bio =
watch monkeys poop
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<+Ironholds> really it's gods fault for making rabbits so sexy. Take it up with
the big man, not me
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<[Thrawn]> if you're hated by WR, that means you're probably doing an excellent
job
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<NocturneNoir> I wonder if anybody has been topic banned from pornography
articles
<NocturneNoir> That'd be exceedingly lulzy
<Ironholds> I don't think pron is something that causes massive disputes
<NocturneNoir> YOU NEVER KNOW
<Ironholds> massive splurts of useless gunk, certainly, but Scientology
articles cover that quite nicely thanks
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<jdelanoy> mostly vandalism, but yes, some edit warring
<jdelanoy> "Replaced content with 'U2 IS GAY'"
<jdelanoy> *roll eyes*
<Howcheng> should be "U2 ARE GAY"
<jdelanoy> lol
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<Titoxd> 80+ GA's
<Titoxd> because the thing is
<Titoxd> he doesn't see the number of GA's he's written as the
size of his e-penis
<Titoxd> that's why I usually tend to follow him around and edit the
articles he writes
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<Shappy> (to NuclearWarfare) Come on, you need to bring out your inner
rogueness if you ever want to be an admin!
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( slakr ) "You're such an idiot for thinking I violated WP:CIVIL and WP:NPA.
You're clearly an asshole for even making that assumption"
( slakr ) :P
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<cimon> FatPuppy, there was an interview Obama was doing where a fly made a
darwinistically unwise decision of setting down on one of Obamas
thighs, or was it somewhere or other on the side of his chair. Obama
immediately went into this awesome "cobra about to strike" pose, and
nailed it in one swat.
<cimon> I am metaphysically certain there is youtube of it out there.
<agkwiki> cimon: BBC News has a video of it. :]
<cimon> (TM) McLaughlin
<KFP> http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8104495.stm
<agkwiki> It seems "Fly-killing" can be added to the list of things Barack has
mastered.
<cimon> not just mastered, I think he has an orange belt at it.
<SarekOfVulcan> ...or a red belt, depending on where it was when he swatted
it....
<agkwiki> xD
<cimon> compare to Bush who rode into a policeman with a bike.
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<iMatthew> snirk, say "JWReminderBot, remind me in 2 seconds to link
[[hampster]]"
<SoxBot-1> iMatthew: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/hampster
<snirk> JWReminderBot, remind me in 2 seconds to link [[hampster]]
<JWReminderBot> snirk: Okay, I'll remind you about that on Sat Jul 04 16:36:41
UTC 2009
<SoxBot-2> snirk: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/hampster
<LizardBot> iMatthew: There is no 'p' in hamster you retard.
<LizardBot> snirk: There is no 'p' in hamster you retard.
<LizardBot> SoxBot-1: There is no 'p' in hamster you retard.
<LizardBot> SoxBot-2: There is no 'p' in hamster you retard.
<JWReminderBot> snirk: You asked me to remind you to link [[hampster]]
<SoxBot-2> JWReminderBot: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/hampster
<LizardBot> JWReminderBot: There is no 'p' in hamster you retard.
<LizardBot> SoxBot-2: There is no 'p' in hamster you retard.
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<Killiondude> Shappy, please don't spread your disease.
<Shappy|Sick> Killiondude: There's a big wall between us.
<Shappy|Sick> It's called the internet.
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<MuZemike> Old Wiki-proverb: two users revert-warring each other is akin to two
people taking turns kicking each other in the shins.
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<Aqwis> South Korea has discovered
<Aqwis> THE WHEEL
<SPARTAN-G024> :O
<Aqwis> North Korea wins the game: CULTURAL VICTORY
<Aqwis> man, Civilization is so great
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<Shappy> snirk !a sperm Until_It_Sleeps
<snirk> Until It Sleeps's total sperm count is 0.
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<kmccoy> In Florida, the further north you go, the further South you get.
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From #wikipedia-en-admins:
2009-08-15T05:24Z <CSD_G1> wow, this channel is empty
2009-08-15T05:24Z <CSD_G1> we need to appoint more cabalists.
2009-08-15T05:24Z <Hersfold> it's not empty, just quiet
2009-08-15T05:24Z <Hersfold> observe.
2009-08-15T05:24Z <Hersfold> !admin
2009-08-15T05:25Z <I_am_Keegan> Stfu
2009-08-15T05:25Z <mikaey> What
2009-08-15T05:25Z <closedmouth> HEY
2009-08-15T05:25Z <Chris_G> I hate you :P
2009-08-15T05:25Z <Killiondude> wut
2009-08-15T05:25Z <Hersfold> mwa ha ha
2009-08-15T05:25Z <I_am_Keegan> !jerk
2009-08-15T05:25Z <CSD_G1> * :D
2009-08-15T05:25Z * Chris_G trouts Hersfold
2009-08-15T05:25Z * mikaey kicks Hersfold
2009-08-15T05:25Z * CSD_G1 ^5 Hersfold
2009-08-15T05:26Z <mikaey> I should ping you once an hour for the next 72 hours
2009-08-15T05:26Z * Hersfold accepts the well deserved abuse, as well as the
high five
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<Ironholds> right, what general subject should I write an article on
<Neurolysis> my enormous member
<Ironholds> isn't that a stub?
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<Ironholds> me, you and Dragonfly spent 20 minutes working out if it was physically possible to suck that many cocks in that period of time
<Ironholds> in my experience it is
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• maeby slaps Until_It_Sleeps
• CSD_G1 slaps Until_It_Sleeps
• Until_It_Sleeps slaps Until_It_Sleeps
• Res2216firestar slaps Until_It_Sleeps
¹ºº¹ Join» (OMG_TROLL) (i=4579f5b6@gateway/web/freenode/x-dmdceawcuvztzcxd)
• OMG_TROLL slaps Until_It_Sleeps
• OMG_TROLL slaps Until_It_Sleeps
• OMG_TROLL slaps Until_It_Sleeps
¹º¹¹ Quit» (OMG_TROLL) (i=4579f5b6@gateway/web/freenode/x-dmdceawcuvztzcxd) (Client Quit)
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<NuclearWarfare> BTW LOOK AT THIS COOL AWESOME THING
<Jake_Wartenberg> OMG OMG OMG OMG
<Tavares> These are the people we're about to promote to +sysop
<Tavares> 9.9
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<jdelanoy_> I get to do the fun part, you just get to go around putting sticky notes on the corpses :P
<jdelanoy_> I should add as an "in a nutshell" to the SPI clerks' page
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<howcheng> WMF HQ is moving again?
<Mentifisto> to where?
<howcheng> i dunno, i just saw Kul's tweet
<howcheng> "The Wikimedia headquarters move begins!"
<SarekOfVulcan> It's moving to a known address from a semi-anon one.
<MuZemike> Semi-anon?
<Mentifisto> which known address?
<PeterSymonds> The old address was quite open - anyone could get in without
much difficulty. So they kept it semi-under-wraps.
<PeterSymonds> The new address has improved security, etc.
<dmacks_> I suppose there are no actual security of the building, just a
large janitorial staff to keep undoing damage?
<dmacks_> And if you punch an elevator button that's red, you are taken
to a floor that hasn't been constructed yet...
<Dragonfly6-7> yes
<Dragonfly6-7> "This floor does not exist. To create this floor....."
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<Killiondude> <ref>http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Peter_Symonds&diff=31645555&oldid=316259999</ref>
<PeterSymonds> Deadlink.
<PeterSymonds> Unreliable source.
<Killiondude> Your mum.
<PeterSymonds> No yours?
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<guillom> brion, yes, I think so
<guillom> britty, *
<guillom> darn
<guillom> too many bri*
<britty> sorry :D
<guillom> :)
<schiste> And we all know brion really looks like britty
<britty> hehehe
<brion> we're twins
<schiste> I was suspecting something like this
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<Dragonfly6-7> an article about a 17th-century botanist named Fuckel
<Dragonfly6-7> would you recommend protecting it?
[...]
<slakr> I suppose if teenagers start fucking with the fuckel article...
<slakr> for a chuckle
<slakr> then buckle it up
* slakr has no idea... *goes to shower*
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* Desperation knows closedmouth's real name
<closedmouth> what is it!?
<snirk> it is Italian.
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<Narodnik> The globe logo is looking down at my watchlist from between the WIKIPEDIA and the FOREVER like the Eye of Sauron
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* <Coffee> has a morning Woody_
|<-- Woody_ has left freenode (Client Quit)
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<Headbomb> death to the 2nd amendement!
<Headbomb> go socialism1
<Headbomb> go fascism!
<Headbomb> go organic foods!
<Leonard^Bloom> Headbomb: you bastard!
<Leonard^Bloom> America runs on Dunkin. Not your terrorist soy
