How to deal with Poles/ko

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위키피디어에서 시간을 소모하면서 곧(어떤경우에는 너무 일찍) 당신은 스스로를 "폴"이라고 부르는 것을 만난다. 보통 사람들은 이들 사람들과 토론을 하는 것을 피해야한다. 그러나 대부분의 경우에 그것은 불가능하다. 당신의 tantalizing 경험을 약간 엔터테인하는 것으로 바꿀 수있다. 그러나 정확히 유용하지 않을지라도 아웃탠아웃 열광자에의해 수집된 약간의 규칙을 따라서이다.

  • 규칙 1: 폴은 단지 틀렸다. 그것이 전부이다. Please DO NOT make your head spin with assumptions that they might have a different opinion; because they are MADE to be wrong. Moreover, they know that they are wrong and will engage in an argument with you simply because it is possible.
  • 규칙 2: 폴란드어 지식으로 인상적인 투표로 대화를 시작하세요. Say "tea - who you - yeah bunny". Don't worry if it doesn’t make sense to you. To Poles it will, and they will most likely be amused. At the same time you will set the tone for your future appearance.
  • 규칙 3: 피드진 영어를 사용하세요. since Poles don't really dig the language and please, don’t forget to tell them about that. You can start with a simple phrase like "you are wrong", or use something a bit more complex, like "I don't have time to educate you."
  • 규칙 4: 그들의 주의를 끌자마자 그들은 국수주의로 고소하세요. They will actually like it, wouldn’t you?
  • 규칙 5: 되돌리고 절대 설명하지 마세요 and keep your thoughts to yourself, if you don’t want to have them mocked.
  • 규칙 6: 토론이 시작되면 그들이 무엇을 말하려하던 믿을 만한 참고문헌을 요청하세요. Don't pay attention though, if they provide you with them aplenty, because their sources will most likely be written in a foreign language. Tell them that Polish authors are known to you as being biased and instead, demand English sources from exotic places like Jamaica. In most unlikely scenario when you are presented with such sources, you will still have a chance of winning. If the dispute is about the history of, say, Germany, demand classified information as it will most likely be true. Besides, Germans are not like Poles, so they won't be biased about themselves. If your dispute is about the history of Poland though, demand a book written by some really neutral author, who would have to look it up on a map first just to make sure where Poland is.
  • 규칙 8: 모든 폴란드 편집자들이 Polish CabalTM의 구성원임을 기억하세요. That fact should always be pointed out in writing, so other people would become aware of their schemes.
  • 규칙 9: 다양한 폴란드 관련 토론 동안 you should be on guard as Poles – for unexplainable reasons – tend to flock to these places. It is a good idea to remind them and other editors that such nationality-based hijacking of a subject is wrong. Particularly during elections it is vital to demand that votes of Polish editors are not counted, as they are obviously biased when it comes to Poland-related issues. Per Rule #8 you should also remember to point out that they have probably used the Polish CabalTM page to tell each other about you, which they should never do.
  • 규칙 10: 어떠한 이유로, 또는 더좋게는 아무 이유없이, 투표는 무례, 방해 행동, 극우주의 등 때문에 일정하게 보고되고 금지되어야 한다.

POV pushing, 3RR violation for no more than just 2 edits and anything else you can come up with.

Believe me, a discussion with Poles can be entertaining, if you put your mind to it!

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