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Austin Dale Hair (me), at Wikimania 2005
en-N This user can read and write at a native level in English.
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I'm a Wikimedian, veteran Wikimania organizer, chairman pro tempore of the Chapters Committee and principal author of its bylaws, OTRS agent, list administrator, and Wikipedia editor at large; I'm a man without a conscience, and once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

When not organizing, chairing, authoring, agenting, administering, editing, and dodging my shady past, I sometimes find time for my day job, renting my expertise to people with more money than me in order that I might pay my bills.

Don't you love a farce?
My fault, I fear
I thought that you'd want what I want
Sorry, my dear

But where are the clowns?
Send in the clowns
Don't bother, they're here