User:Pathoschild/Shanel

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Shanel marries mikelifeguard and Pathoschild.
mikelifeguard bristles
Shanel :D
Shanel You can argue like a married couple. except you will be one.
mikelifeguard murders Shanel
mikelifeguard tells Pathoschild about it
Shanel is invincible.
Pathoschild Indeed she is.
mikelifeguard invokes privilege in court
Shanel I am also the law.
Pathoschild Also true.
kylu but does she sound like Sylvester Stallone?
Shanel does.
Pathoschild Only when she is laying down teh law.
kylu woot, it's like a wikimedia version of chuck norris!
Shanel Indeed, I am Chuck Norris.
kylu "Shanel never gets edit conflicts. The servers stop taking everyone else's requests when she types."
Shanel :D
Pathoschild "Shanel never gets edit conflicts. Everyone else does."
Shanel :DD
Pathoschild "Shanel never gets edit conflicts. She conflicts others' edits."?
kylu "Shanel once rebooted a router, they had to dig it out of the trench later with a backhoe."
Shanel puffs up.
kylu "When Shanel uses special:nuke, the world hits Defcon 2."
kylu (possibly blasphemous) "When God said, 'let there be light', he smiled at Shanel and added, 'please?'"
Shanel Totally true.
kylu "When Shanel blocks someone, it not only shows up on the block log, but on earthquakes.usgs.gov also."
kylu "Shanel once protected a page... they still haven't figured out how to unprotect it."
Pathoschild :D
kylu ... this totally needs a userspace page, pathy.
Pathoschild :D
Pathoschild will put one together. :p
kylu "Shanel once arm-wrestled Superman. Took the poor guy six months to get out of the hospital."
kylu eh
kylu (to steal a CN gag) "Shanel once bench pressed Quebec. That is, the entire province and all its inhabitants."
kylu "Shanel invades Freddy Kruger's dreams."
Shanel :D
Pathoschild In the future, Québec will not separate from Canada. Shanel will separate from Québec.
kylu "Shanel can divide by zero."
kylu "When you look into the abyss, the abyss also looks into you" does not apply to Shanel. She looked into the Abyss, it ran away in fright.
kylu "Shanel once deleted the article on Smallpox. The disease ceased to exist."
Pathoschild Shanel is all four horsemen of the Apocalypse, but the authors of the Bible were so frightened they invented Apocalyptic Pokémon rather than describe her fury.
Shanel O_O
kylu Shanel is so hot, her body temperature is 98.6 degrees. Centigrade.
Shanel :D
Pathoschild :D
kylu "When it's time to file taxes, Shanel sends in a picture of herself. She receives cash, love letters, and people begging for forgiveness."
Shanel That's how I met Pathoschild.
Pathoschild :D
kylu "Shanel plays racquetball with a ping pong paddle and a bowling ball."
kylu "When Shanel visited Indianapolis, she broke the speed records at the track. Without a car."
kylu "Why can Canada spend so much less on the military than the United States? They have Shanel."
Shanel Yes. I watch the border 24/7.
kylu obligatory theft, "Shanel doesn't sleep, the Sandman is too scared to visit."
kylu or, "When Shanel stares at the Sun, the Sun goes blind."
Pathoschild Shanel wins every staring contest. When she blinks, there's a solar eclipse.
kylu "Shanel visited Paris on vacation once. The French surrendered, just in case."
kylu so, when are you two going to have a little shannie or pathy running around?
Pathoschild In a few years. :)
kylu you'll name the first Kylu, right?
Shanel :P
Shanel Official name Kyluguard Dungknor Melique Plamondon-Kalicharan
Pathoschild :D
Pathoschild Kyluguard Dungknor Meliqyothis Plamondon-Kalicharan.
kylu eyes Pathy.
kylu what if you have a boy?
kylu "C'mere, Eva." "Dammit, Dad... I changed my name years ago. I'm Evan now."
Shanel lol
kylu "Shanel can cook minute rice in 30 seconds. By staring at it."
Pathoschild Shanel doesn't wait for food to cook. Foods waits on her whim.
mikelifeguard oh, we're still doing this?
Pathoschild You don't run out of Shanel quotes, Shanel quotes run out of you.
kylu "Shanel once ordered a steak in a fancy restaurant. The steak did what she told it."
kylu "Many little girls wear Wonder Woman underoos. Wonder Woman wears Shanel underoos."
Shanel O_O
Pathoschild :D
kylu "Shanel doesn't buy her cans of whoopass. She bottles her own at home and sells them on eBay."
kylu "The G8 meets in Canada to get Shanel's permission."
kylu "Shanel played Monopoly once. She ended up owning the real Park Avenue."
kylu "The Internet really is a series of tubes. It used to be wires, but Shanel made it possible for her to strangle someone over it."