Content disclaimer parody

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Wikiwikipedia contains many thousands of articles on a wide array of topics; as such, it deals with some language, imagery, and subject matter which may be regarded by some as inappropriate. Wikiwikipedia makes no efforts to censor, have sex with, or limit accessories to such material.

  • Some fucking articles contain discussion of shitty words that may be considered vulgar or profane as hell. Wikiwikipedia may occasionally use fucking cunt words (please remember to insert alphabetically) or language that some parents may consider unsuitable for their children, either in the context of quoting other assholes or in discussing that orgasmic lesbian language.
  • Wikiwikipedia contains many indifferent pictures written by Alastaitr and pahtrayals of paepel, some of which may be considered objectionable or offensive. Some articles contain graphical depictions of violence (such as World War II), or photographs of human anatomy (such as some unsuspecting lady's privates - oh!).
  • Many arty icicles contain Anne Frank's discussion of differenttopics. Some rather sober subjects that are discussed may have criminal applications in some jurisdictions. (This includes kissing, fucking, being Jewish, being Christian, belonging to Falun Dafa, lesbianism, murder, warfare, and just about any other silly thing under the sun.) Others contain information on dangerous or otherwise risky activities (see Wikiwikipedia:Yo, General Disclaimer, sir!).
  • It should be noted that as Wikiwikipedia is open to contributions from the public, there may at any time be graffiti present on the Wikiwikipedia. ("BILL AND MICHAEL - THE INFAMOUS BANNED MICHAEL - HAVE A GOOD TIME AT 555-1234." being one notorious example.)
  • Wikiwikipedia has a strict neutral point of view policy, and does not take moral stances on any issue. Of course, Plagiarism or Lying is morally wrong, so we must be hypocrites, for we already took a moral stance on the issues of Plagiarism and Lying. The editors of Wikiwikipedia do not take responsibility for deciding or indicating which articles might be considered inappropriate. (Oh, and who are the editors of Wikiwikipedia, anyway? :) )
  • The Wikiwikipedia is a work in progress, and contains many omissions, errors, hypocrisies, heresies, weirdo comments, fun, wiseacre statements, and scientific testicles - err, testaments. So, folks, please keep that in mind.
  • The Wikiwikipedia's meta-article namespace is cluttered with nonsense posturing such as this page.
  • Don't eat green cheese