User:Californiacondor~metawiki

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NameCaliforniacondor

Homeland(s):Central California, Colorado Plateau, Baja California.

Languages:Since I don’t have the vocal cords, I cannot speak. But I can communicate with others using Condorian, a body language only understood by condors. I am fluent with the North American dialect of Condorian but stumble with the Andean dialect. I also can read Nihongo, American, español and Italiano.

My favorite food:Dead bodies. They are no so bad as much as you think. I am THE scavenger.

My favorite activities:Detect updrafts (thermals) and sore & glide through the sky.

My outstanding trait:Patience. I can wait for hours and hours for the updrafts.

Charming point:Bald head.

My favorite songEl Cóndor Pasa.

My favorite movieThe three days of the Condor.

My favorite racehorse:El condor pasa.

Things I hate: Lead bullets. Paparazzi who throw things on me so that they can take a picture of me lifting off.

Dream:Create a Condorian version of Wikipedia.

Secret: Don’t tell biologists and bird watchers that I often travel to see my cousins in the Andes. That’s how I’ve learned español. I also like to fly over Nihon.

My favorite multiple-choice answer: D. None of the above.