My real page is at en:User:David Gerard. I spend most of my time on en:, with a bit on Meta and Commons.
I have been a press volunteer for WMF and WMUK since 2005.
If you want to contact me, please leave a message at en:User talk:David Gerard, as I'll see it much sooner than I would if you left it here. You can also email me at email@example.com , or with the E-mail this user link. In desperation there's my phone (07733 223 584), though email is actually likely to be answered quicker! Template:User en-N