Meta talk:Requests for help from a sysop or bureaucrat/Archives/2016

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How do I build a time machine?

or atleast gain amnesty, get all my essays back, and be relieved of all sanctions?

I know that the fresh start thing says I can't get fresh start, why not? We are imperfections who learn from mistakes everyday. But Wiki says no. :(

Also I wish the Wikipedia community wasn't so tough on disruption. I was treated like I flipped their computer desks over. You'd be really mad at someone if you caught them flipping your computer desk.

Is there any way to turn back time or use a time machine or ? I'd like to use a time machine to turn back time every time I'm told my editing is bad so I can succeed on Wikipedia and not worry about mistakes getting me in trouble again.

"No, that's not how it works. It's too late. You'll never edit on Wikipedia ever again. You're simply just not skilled enough to "make articles more NPOV", that's all, you incompetent, disruptive idiot."

"Nope. Too late. Already complained too much. Zip it. Shut up. Time for global lock!"

"Ha ha. You aren't serious! I really wish users like you were never born! If we let you go any further you'd be turning Wikipedia into a ruin!"

"I'm pinging [admin] to get you blocked, and there is nothing you can do about it."

"Get over it, you're never going to edit right, any editor with two brain cells can see that you are incompetent and disruptive!"

"Yeah, that's right. You are wrong. And guess what? It's payback time. Time to pay for all the time you've wasted with other editors. You'll wish you never existed in the first place!"

"I see you have made impressions of Wikipedia editors, that doesn't gain sympathy. That just makes me want to hate you more."

"I'm sorry, Turk. I'm afraid I can't free you. You know what that's a parody of?"

"Mistakes are allowed? Don't come on users like a ton of bricks? That is no excuse for all the editors' time you've wasted / disruption you have caused on Wikipedia. You shall never edit again."

"Consider yourself indefinitely globally blocked from all Wikimedia projects. That's enough. This will ensure you will never disrupt the WMF projects again."

--I wanted to help not hurt since 2011 I just created this account 2016 (talk) 22:56, 16 September 2016 (UTC)

Wishes are wishes. Actions are actions. I am not sure what any Meta administrator or bureaucrat can do for you. Please address your issues to the wiki where you are having your problems.  — billinghurst sDrewth 23:35, 16 September 2016 (UTC)
FTR, the above user was blocked at as a sock of a globally blocked user, Turkeybutt JC - see User talk:Turkeybutt JC here at Meta for some background. --Bonadea (talk) 12:00, 17 September 2016 (UTC)
This section was archived on a request by: DannyS712 (talk) 09:17, 1 August 2020 (UTC)